The remaining Cabinet members decided to move Boris Johnson out of Number 10 Downing Street as soon as possible. However, the Conservative party wanted to retain Number 10 by appointing someone famous and selected actor Hugh Grant, (with approval from MI5 and MI6) as the Prime Minister of Great Britain. They awarded him the constituency of Notting Hill.
Done!
“Hold on! I’m an actor. I’m not a politician.”
Told to stop blinking, close his eyes, take a deep breath and think of Great Britain.
The nation needed him. And he already knew how the script worked from his film Love Actually.. He could always do the stair dance whenever the world got a bit dicey— Boris should have tried that— or look dramatically off into space and give the We are the home of William Shakespeare speech from the same film. Remember to include the Beatles and David Beckham’s two feet, and ensure you add the Queen somewhere. Do not give any parties. Tip your barber. Stay slender. And use only Savile Row tailors. 95% of the job is looking the part. Good morning, Prime Minister.
“This is a nightmare.”
“Yes. That’s what all Prime Ministers say.”
Buckingham Palace was not pleased. “But Hughe, does your appointment as Prime Minister mean we'll have to cancel our Tuesday nights because of Question Time?”
“I’m afraid so.”
“I’ll have to call Barry,”
Prime Minister Hugh Grant performed the stair dance all the way down the staircase, across reception and to the entrance of Buckingham Palace.
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