Set just off a freeway in the hillbilly woods, the farm's location is appealing and then again, it's also what's inside: cockroaches -- tens of millions of them. Andy Gump is part entomologist, part farmer and chief admirer of the roach burger.
China has teamed up with more shithole countries run by assholes in order to make itself Head Asshole Nation Of The World (HANOTW … shit, thought I almost had Han Solo there for a second … kinda looks like Hanoi.) BRICS is composed of five major e…
Do you have your money in a bank? Fool! Don’t you realize that all banks are trying to crash themselves so that crypto can become king? That way, no nation can tax the rich EVER since how can you tax crypto if it’s located in some Singaporean’s pants…
BBZ New: It has been reported that, Tiger Woods, is fighting against a monetary scam created to extract millions of dollars from his deep pocket. With all the disloyalty and extortion Woods has experienced in his life, he has come of age. He's rea…
Hope has just arrived for trans people or anyone who is well-hated by today’s standards. Not to worry, sir or madam, but you will one day be loved. Just look at the new British 50 pound note! Alan Turing was forced to have chemical castration inst…
While it's understandable that many people want to become wealthy quickly, there is no guaranteed or foolproof way to achieve this. Most legitimate paths to wealth require time, effort, and sometimes even luck. Beware of scams or get-rich-quick schem…
Who wants some crypto? Crypto for sale, get it while the getting’s good. Visa and other credit cards are hopping on the crypto train and want to pressure small businesses into not taking cash anymore. Make it a digital currency, we’ve had enough o…
Britain (and, oh god, possibly the rest of the ‘commonwealth’ … it ain’t common and nobody’s got the wealth but Britain) is getting new money! This one has an old guy on it, apparently looking for his crown and ‘facing left’. Obviously some kind o…
What are charities good for? Helping people? When did people really like helping people? Fuck people – gimmee money! Steve Bannon doesn’t want to help anyone but himself – which he did ($20,000 monthly, and a $100,000 upfront payment for Trump to…
"Have Faith in Your IRA's!" says the famous Wall Street TV Star - Stanley Creamer. who 'Creams ' the Market every week in his famous $500 a year newsletter. Remember, Wall Street professionals are always looking out for You - not the huge corpora…
In 2022, Forbes Magazine has listed a total of 2,668 billionaires in the world, and 56.1 million millionaires. Stiff competition! Every millionaire has a higher goal to reach, but where is the top of the mountain for billionaires? Elon Musk…
Have you inherited money recently or have a retirement nest egg? Get a financial planner. They are all over the place. No special degree needed, but they are basically all well-educated men and women. They are experts at handling other people…
Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He once voted left-wing, now he’s seriously thinking about voting to the right. When one is poor and has nothing and can’t get ahead in the world, you want your nation to help you out. When one has mo…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The digital currency that was developed and designed to work as a means of money exchange using computer systems has bellied up and is a big failure. The Vox Populi News Agency has revealed that the system that called it…
For centuries people have complained that they're poor because they have little or no money in their wallet or purse or geeky fanny-pack, but new insights have come forth that would seem to contradict the concept of rich or poor. Eminent math egg-…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – All her life, Traci Ann Woodweather, the girl with the mesmerizing blue eyes, lived just a few notches above the poverty line. After graduating from Houston’s Jose Altuve High School, as The Girl Most Likely To Marry A Ve…
Mel Stacksmiller, VP of New Business for the Darkstar Casino Group today announced a list of new “Elite Membership” packages to be made available in September at all their casinos. One of the most unique offerings is the top-of-the-line Platinum…
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