BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The digital currency that was developed and designed to work as a means of money exchange using computer systems has bellied up and is a big failure.
The Vox Populi News Agency has revealed that the system that called itself the greatest invention since pencils, has now been reduced to being a simple step above Monopoly money.
VPNA writer Fuchsia Garfunkel, has commented that the much-ballyhooed money exchange system has failed due to the habitual ignorance of those who ran the programs.
One such programmer, who would not reveal his name, but Miss Garfunkel learned that her name is Keelee Phoebe Saddle, 39, soon found out that she was about as smart in the Cryptocurrency world, as Marjorie Taylor Greene is in the common sense world.
SIDENOTE: Info guru Andy Cohen says that various banking organizations are already getting ready to file hundreds of lawsuits amounting to billions and billions of dollars.
