Elon Musk’s “Make Me A Trillionaire” Fund

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 27 June 2022

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In 2022, Forbes Magazine has listed a total of 2,668 billionaires in the world, and 56.1 million millionaires.

Stiff competition!

Every millionaire has a higher goal to reach, but where is the top of the mountain for billionaires?

Elon Musk is working towards being the first trillionaire. Sure, there are corporations with that kind of moola, but for just one man?

Elon has to think of some weird and crazy scheme (possibly illegal) to make himself even richer. Would you like to help him? Send some or much or all of your money to Elon. If he owns all the money in the world, or most of it, then he can reach his goal.

Why won’t you help? Why are you holding onto your meagre earnings? You need food? The bare necessities of life to exist? Do you think you have the right to exist on a trillionaire’s planet?

Once he buys Earth, we are all gonna be his tenants. How much will your rent be then? Why are you being so selfish? Rich people are better than poor – the rich always tell us that, so we should start believing whatever they say because they are never wrong (the facts are wrong, which makes them right, when they are actually wrong – confusing? That’s ‘cuz you’re too poor to understand the rich man’s world.)

So please give to the Elon Musk “Make Me A Trillionaire” Fund.

Soon, money will only be allowed to be owned by those who know how to make more of it, i.e., the rich. And if you’re not one of them, then you never will be.

Now empty your pockets, sell your mothers, get your kids down into those coal mines – the only reason to live to be rich, rich, rich! (Well, not you, Elon. Do everything for Elon … you are being hypmotized … give to Elon, always Elon, everything is Elon, Elon, Elon, ELON!!!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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