In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her recent twerking injury is far from a 'bump in the rump,' except for one hilarious catch - it throbs like a disco beat when she sneezes or coughs! Accor…
HOLLYWEIRD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine is reporting that The Twerking Princess Miley Cyrus, is gearing up to record a new song with none other than Ringo Starr! The song is entitled "The Ballad of Twerking Tina," and Miley will be jo…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - According to information guru Andy Cohen, Miley Cyrus will be entering The St. Tinsel Hospital in Avocado Heights to undergo a vocal cord transplant procedure - swapping her old vocal cords out for two new ones made out…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Ursula Sassafras, writer with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis, reports that former Beatle Paul McCartney is in the process of recording his latest album titled "Songs of Singers That I Admire Like Hell." Miss Sassafras, who used…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, recently met with Miley Cyrus at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The "Twerking Queen" told de Gallo that she first went to the La Brea Tar Pits, on a school field trip…
Miley Cyrus has lost her two front teeth, and doesn’t know where to find them. Sounds like a nursery rhyme … but those big choppers of Ms. Cyrus were her key to fame. She sang like an angel, but now ever lyric comes out with a whistle. Does she wh…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The queen of twerking talked to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, about her Hollywood Star on the world-famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Miley said that she is one of the youngest, sexiest, and thinnest celebs…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Music Satire) - Yippee-Ki-Yah Magazine writer Buck Yazoo reports that the very popular southern country duo of Bubba & Bubba, have become one of country music's biggest selling artists (literally). The two natives…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just announced that the brand new Miley Cyrus Designer Twerking Panties are the nation's top selling women's underwear. Dylan Fresco with WNA says that according to US Federation of News Age…
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just informed the music public that Miley Cyrus is back in the musical limelight with a song that has just hit the top of the pop music chart. The uptempo song, which t…
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has printed that singer, dancer, TV actress Miley Cyrus has written a self-help book titled, "How To Get Rid of The Dreaded 'V' Word Malady - Vaginalabiatosis." WNA writer Dylan Fresco, met…
TRINIDAD, Colorado - (Satire News) - The rumormill is churning out that singer, dancer, tuba player Miley Cyrus is seriously thinking about having sexual reassignment surgery. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza stated that Cyrus has always…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus has let the pussy (cat) out of the bag, as she has revealed that she recently had G-Spot Enhancement Surgery. Miley told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has been wanting to get the proced…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Twenty-nine-year-old Miley Cyrus is still considered the "Queen of The Nip Slips." According to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, the "Hannah Montana" star has been photographed showing nip slips approxima…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus is quite upset and actually embarrassed that she had to cancel her recent concert tour. Miley was to have been the opening act on the Beach Boys "Say Bye-Bye To Summer Y'all Concert Tour." The 29-year-old…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - For many years Miley Cyrus has asked all of her boyfriends and ex-boyfriends to please not reveal that her nipples are inverted. Reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama reports that every last one of Miley's…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus has had hit songs, hit TV shows, hit movies, and now she can add a hit book to the masterful mix. Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency has just revealed that Miley's recently released boo…
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