HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - For many years Miley Cyrus has asked all of her boyfriends and ex-boyfriends to please not reveal that her nipples are inverted.
Reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama reports that every last one of Miley's lovers agreed to her wish, (which in this day and age is extremely admirable).
But, Miley, after having a long talk with her mom, her dad, her two brothers, her two sisters, and her chauffeur, has decided to let the cat out of the bag.
Miley told Miss St. Lamb, that her inverted nipples were never an issue for any of her former boyfriends, except for Wing Son Foo, who is known as the biggest breast guy in San Francisco's Chinatown.
Wing Son did end up breaking up with Miley after only two dates, but as Miley would later reveal, Wing Son's pee-pee was the size of a Vienna Sausage. So Miley had the last laugh.
SIDENOTE: Miley recently received a very nice letter from a well-known GOP senator, (who Miley refused to name) telling her that not only does she have inverted nipples, she also has two belly buttons, a lopsided ass, and cellulite on her G-Spot.
