The Daily Dirt is reporting that Madonna the 'has been' singer recently told reporter Stormy Coin that she can no longer hit the high notes so she is going to have to hang up her microphone. Madonna whose real name is Madonna Louise Pepperonia Cic…
The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle told Anderson Cooper that one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, self-centered singers in the music business, Madonna Louise Ciccione, has ballooned up to 247 pounds in the nude…
What have you bastards done with Madonna? She was just here a minute ago. I remember the 80s (title of my upcoming tell-all bio) and Madonna’s tiny little moustache – where’d it go?! I love that moustache. I think you can kinda still see it on the co…
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother." The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tinsel Town information guru, Andy Cohen has just informed the celebrity press, that the 63-year-old "Material Grandmother," Madonna, has just signed to star as Buttalina, in the motion picture, "The Invading Inbred Zombie…
Filmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste. Actually I can’t add much to that comment…………. Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write his memoir. Well, that is an improvement…
BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Reporter April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review has broken the story regarding Madonna’s political aspirations and intentions. The 63-year-old resident of New York told Miss Jiggle that ever since 1998, she h…
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – Madonna said she wanted to become relevant once again and as the News Blues News Agency is reporting, the ‘Material Girl,” is getting her wish. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas reports that the 63-year-old grandmot…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Madonna, who is trying her damnedest to become relevant again, has just announced that she has decided to finally have the surgery that she has been putting off for 20 years. The woman made the word material more popular…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…
NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...
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ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...
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