Kari Lake is still very sure that she won. She goes on talk shows and podcasts telling anyone who’ll listen that the vote was stolen and she won and she loves Trump and Jesus and one day Jesus shall ride down on his white horse to interfere in unjust…
Paris, France- The question is not whether science can prove religion, but rather can religious believer's prove what they believe. They wouldn't be able to ask Jesus or Buddha to attend a national conference because they really don't care about t…
Russian dictator Vladimir Putin's broadcasts have been increasing unhinged lately. Yesterday, he introduced his closest adviser, the hand puppet "Mr Sock", who agreed with Putin about the necessity of conquering Ukraine. Mr Sock's voice could not…
Scientists studying Nutters in a Liverpool Loony bin have discovered scientific information which will shock the world as we know it! It seems the main cause for Scouse "Madness" is having Gerry and The Pacemakers abhorrent song, "You'll Never Wal…
A man has spoken out assertively, and said that he might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even so, he's not going to fall for that old chestnut! Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, East Yorkshire, said that he is not as daft as he looks, and…
A study at McFly University in Sydney, Australia has concluded that time travel is not a factor in many British people's antiquated attitudes. Professor Bruce Jefferson explained, "Many Brits seem to have a worldview that is stuck in the late Vic…
A Hollywood movie about a creative, free-thinking writer and comedian is set to wow audiences when it's released into cinemas early next year, and it's already been vaunted as a possible Oscar nominee. The film is called 'I'm Different!', and cost…
Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...
Old McDonald’s White Farm - We knew Hymie was special when we brought him in from the fields that warm September, when we were young and shallow fellows. All of us wanted to be the one chosen to eat him. But I was the one who drew the long st...
President Donald Trump said, Monday, he's been taking the drug hydroxychloroquine daily for a week and a half. "I take it because I hear very good things about it," Trump said at the White House press conference. He continued, “Sean Hannity told me...
The latest on the deadly Coronavirus is that a man who has a Facebook 'friend' he hasn't seen since school, says the 'friend' firmly believes China developed the virus specifically to spread throughout the world in order to destroy western economies,…
A man who has an uncanny sense of identifying social trends just before they happen, has said he is considering setting up a manufacturing works in order to go into full production of small, glass marbles. Marbles is a game of tact and skill tradi...
As the worldwide pandemic starts to unfold, and the Coronavirus continues to do its dirty work right across the globe, some in the scientific community are hard at work trying to establish just what it is that the virus wants, and why it hasn't alrea...
A man who is well aware of the shortage of toilet paper the country is experiencing at the moment, has told friends that he has cut back accordingly, and now only uses one square of toilet paper to wipe his arse. Myke Woodson, 56, of Hull in East...
The US commerce secretary, Wilbur Ross, has been speaking on television and appears, very much, to have lost his marbles. Interestingly, the top of his head looks a bit like a marble. Mr Ross, talking to Fox Business News, commented that the de...
Although Ray McGowan of Nashville, Tennessee, doesn’t like to ruffle feathers or cause offense, he admitted to secretly thinking that the modern world has gone a little crazy. “More than a little, if I’m really truthful,” he said. “Just between yo...
A man who, for as long as he can remember, has been shy when in the company of people he doesn't know, has suddenly unearthed a rich seam of confidence, by walking around with a cardboard box on his head. The man, Eric Stibbles, from Maidstone in...
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