Kari Lake is still very sure that she won. She goes on talk shows and podcasts telling anyone who’ll listen that the vote was stolen and she won and she loves Trump and Jesus and one day Jesus shall ride down on his white horse to interfere in unjust American elections personally.
(When she does it, it’s good, when Antifa does it … we all know her hypocritical speech.)
Kari has been admitted to a loony bin. The doctors are working around the clock, asking Lake what year she thinks it is, does Jesus talk to her when she’s in the shower or on the toilet, and does she hear Trump’s voice in her dreams? She has said yes to all the above questions.
It may be a long time before Kari is released and declared … well, not sane, but close enough to smile and nod and not hurt herself or others.
We’re all praying for you, Kari. Just let the doctors put the electrodes on your head, that’s right … soon you’ll have the most wonderful dreams! And Jesus is there and Donald and all your NRA buddies – and no Mexicans trying to jump over a wall into “your” state.
