Washington, DC- In hopes of more interest in the oncoming election, George W. Bush announced Sunday that both he and John Kerry would be appearing in a surprise live reality special on Fox.
Boca Raton, FL - In the worst case scenario of worst case scenarios voting machines across the country have returned preliminary results declaring that the next President of the United States will be Rev. Al Sharpton.
After weeks of differing and fluctuating back and forth, the state-by-state polls for the presidential race now agree that the race will once again come down to Florida, and that the Sunshine State itself comes down to one undecided voter. 68-year o...
Dam Sad, alias Whoosane, returned home. He’s the same guy who killed and injured several neighbors a few years ago in an insane fit of rage. The D.A. at the time, Pappy Shrub, arrested Dam Sad. But Pappy cut a deal because Whoosane threatened to expose some shady business transactions with Pappy and his buddies. Under the plea bargain agreement, Whoosane could live at home, but under close...
When a state-of-the-art fishing trawler sank to the bottom of the Irish Sea on 18 February 1992, it took with it the lives of 26 crewmen, a cat, a parrot called Maurice and a mystery that has still to be unravelled 12 years on.
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
Strongly Defends Record: "I'm Surrounded by Fools and Incompetence!"...
The owners of all patents ever issued have each been served with a court order today, informing them that they face legal action unless they agree to compensate Microsoft, who claim to have patented the 'patent' in 1620.
Rachel McAdams may of only just hit the hollywood scene, but she's already causing a stir. The 28-year old Mean Girls and The Notebook star has been described as "very fussy and suitable for the mean girls movie." By her
The Iraqi interim government has warned the United States and international nuclear inspectors that nearly 380 tons of powerful conventional explosives - used to demolish buildings, produce missile warheads and detonate nuclear weapons - are missing...
Bush Immediately Declares Victory...and Martial Law!...
With their prewar intelligence already proven wrong regarding Iraq's nuclear program, its chemical and biological weapons programs, meaningful links with Al Qaeda, the prospects for a post-invasion insurgency, the mean temperature in July, the si...
A special collector's edition of the Michael Moore classic movie Fahrenheit 9/11 goes on sale this week aimed at the lucrative Christmas market.
Crawford, TX: Tuesday (Rooters) In a shock announcement today, Republican Presidential contender George W. Bush announced his withdrawal from the election, leaving the Presidency effectively to John Kerry, the Democratic candidate. A Bush camp...
The Boston Red Sox, emboldened by their Game 2 win over the St. Louis Cardinals on the pitching of injured right-hander Curt Schilling, have decided that they will pitch the exhumed body of Oliver Coranth (1912-1987) as their Game 3 starter.
WASHINGTON - President Bush announced yesterday that he would not support gay marriage, but that he had signed a bill exempting all gays and lesbians from all future income taxes and Social Security payments. This bill will become law only if...
Former despot and dictator Saddam Hussein announced today that he is planning to Wed his prison Cellmate and fellow embezzler Martha Stewart. No date has yet been announced but it is expected that a spring wedding is favoured by the couple.
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