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Wednesday, 27 October 2004

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Rachel at the premiere of her latest flick The Notebook

Rachel McAdams may of only just hit the hollywood scene, but she's already causing a stir. The 28-year old Mean Girls and The Notebook star has been described as "very fussy and suitable for the mean girls movie." By her The Notebook co-star, Ryan Gosling.
"On the set [of the notebook] she made various demands and often made many errors." Gosling said in a recent interview. "Its disgusting that she should abuse her privileges as a celebrity." He later added.
It was apparently no different in high school either.
A source close to Rachel has said that in high school she had her clique and everyone in the school loved them but hated them at the same time. They were rich and beautiful but they were also bitches.
When Rachel was asked about the issue she innocently replied "Well I don't know why I have a reputation as a mean person because I'm really very nice! I think my movies have given me this reputation."
The latest scandal she has been accused of being involved in is a fight with pop sensation Britney spears. Rachel apparently lashed out at Britney for miming at a concert.
Britney denied the actresses' claims and disguised her obvious rage by simply saying, "I don't have time for this crap." Rachel has been slandering Britney ever since, calling her silly childhood names such as a loser and tryhard. Look whose talking!
Since the feud with Britney, she has already found her next victim, Mean Girls co-star Linsday Lohan.
"Who'd buy her crappy music?" Rachel said after leaving a La Nightclub in a drunken state.
The party girl didn't stop there. She went to the closest cd store and demanded that they remove all copies of Lindsay's Debut single Rumors from the shelves.
Her boyfriend, The O.C star Benjamin Mackenzie supposedly dragged Rachel into his car and drove off as fast as he could.
The pair are rumored to of split since, although Rachel denies it. "Ben and I want to get married!" She said on a recent Oprah interview, where she also lashed out at Oprah for taking Diet pills.

We here at The spoof have heard that her movie offers are drying up and we don't wonder why.
As for her acting? Well it has been described by The Spoofs Movie critic,John Frog, as "below average".
So what's next for Rachel?
Personally i think she'd be lucky to get a job as a waitress at this rate.

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