World History in 10 Seconds with Boris Balthering - Israel's Holiest Place

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

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Remember the proverb of the mouse which stole the cheese?

Israel's holiest Place is Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem.

Islam controls it and the Jews want it back.

The Muslims built a Temple there - thousands of years after Solomon - and are playing Keep - Away.

Not very Nice of the Kind, Sweet, Peaceful Muslims.

In a Koran Islamic Dream - Mohammed flew to Jerusalem on a Big Bird - landed at Solomon's Temple and went up a Ladder to Heaven.

Of course, this Dream needed a Temple.

(So, the Muslims conquered Jerusalem.)

We all need our Dreams, right? Except stealing other people's property doesn't usually work out.

(Isn't working out that well for Putin right now.)

And the Muslims will have to give back Solomon's Temple Mount to the Jews sooner or later. Hope they are not Sore Losers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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