Russia is rapidly catching up to the West in Technology.
Putin is running out of soldiers for Ukraine - and now offer free 'Sperm Banks' in St. Petersburg and other cities for new Recruits going to Ukraine.
Attractive Patriotic young women - recruited by the Kremlin - will help the young Guys with the Sperm Extraction. These Women have been given lengthy specialized Training by older Officers - trained to make the young Soldiers feel relaxed - during the Procedure.
Although the Soviet Union denies there are any Gays in the USSR - some units are staffed by Male volunteers of the Russian Ballet.
They're available for soldiers Uncomfortable with women doing the Digital or Oral Extractions. 'We want to make everybody happy - said a Kremlin spokesman.