Russian Soldiers Going to Ukraine Can Now Have their Sperm Frozen For Free

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 30 December 2022

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Russia is rapidly catching up to the West in Technology.

Putin is running out of soldiers for Ukraine - and now offer free 'Sperm Banks' in St. Petersburg and other cities for new Recruits going to Ukraine.

Attractive Patriotic young women - recruited by the Kremlin - will help the young Guys with the Sperm Extraction. These Women have been given lengthy specialized Training by older Officers - trained to make the young Soldiers feel relaxed - during the Procedure.

Although the Soviet Union denies there are any Gays in the USSR - some units are staffed by Male volunteers of the Russian Ballet.

They're available for soldiers Uncomfortable with women doing the Digital or Oral Extractions. 'We want to make everybody happy - said a Kremlin spokesman.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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