Israel bombed Iran. In the past (recent past, possibly yesterday), Israel has bombed other neighbors. I remember the 1980s, and all those bombs falling on Lebanon. When one country bombs another, some have called that an act of war. But not when I…
U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken met with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss several topics, including Israeli-Palestinian relations. Benny said to Antony: “We promise when we torture and kill Palestinians, we won’t do it in front…
According to CCN News, Israel is making America move stored Ukrainian Munitions out of Israel. A spokesman said Israel doesn’t want to appear 'complicit in helping Ukraine'. The US gives Israel (a rich country) $2 billion a year in Foreign A…
Israel's holiest Place is Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem. Islam controls it and the Jews want it back. The Muslims built a Temple there - thousands of years after Solomon - and are playing Keep - Away. Not very Nice of the Kind, Sweet, Pea…
News Sources report that former corrupt leader Netanyahu - (now newly re - elected) - will annex all the West Bank Arab land that has illegal Israeli settlements on it. A government spokesman said - " we are just bringing Prosperity to the West…
Second - timer and new prime Minister - Netanayahu - Legally proven a Corrupt Politician - has formed a new government of Ultra Orthodox Jews and Ultra Right Settlers - according to the BCC News. The Orthodox go around all the time exuding smug…
Boy howdy, when you piss off the Israelis, they really know how to enact revenge (their god is Jehovah, after all, the King of Pain, so whaddaya expect from His minions?) Call Israel an apartheid fascist state (apartheid is a form of fascism, expl…
Recently Ukraine asked to buy missile defense systems from Israel to use against the Russian missiles - and Israel refused. This is the second refusal by Israel to sell missile defense systems to Ukraine. Israel just doesn't care if Dictato…
Israeli Archaeologists, in S. W. Israel, found Canaanite grave sites with pottery shaped like opium buds. Traces of opium were in the pots. Experts speculate the mourners smoked Opium and got high at the grave site - as part of the burial ceremo…
An Egyptian Burial tomb, with lots of exotic goodies, has been found not far from Tel Aviv - near the ocean. Long before the Jews, the Egyptians owned Israel, called by some other other name. The mayor of Jerusalem had to send Egypt yearly tribut…
"There is no historical deadline on massive illegal crimes by any country, " said an Israeli government spokesman. Italians, then called Romans, under an Emperor, invaded the Country of Israel (then called Judea) - and militarily occupied it. The…
Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…
Israel has it made. It gets $2 billion, yearly, in U. S. Aid money (for being a poor country - when it is a rich country) - and builds West Bank Settlements with it. (To build the settlements and buildings in Jerusalem and the West Bank - the…
Basil Blathering, star reporter for the Olde English Church News, did a small Thought Piece for his own newspaper. "After giving it much Thought, I see a new approach to the terrible conflict over there. Gaza is a basically a concentration ca…
Joe Biden goes to Israel to spread the peace and love and whatnot, and as soon as he leaves, Israel showers Gaza with missiles. Nancy Pelosi heads to Taiwan for some peace and love and whatnot, and when she leaves, China showers missiles into the…
Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…
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