The top notch, best of the best, security forces in the entire world – in Israel? – have arrested a terrorist … donkey. (Ripped from the headlines of the “So bizarre it must be true” … this is somewhat of a true story. Google has the truth, maybe…
Spend your next vacation in – of all places – Israel! We want your tourist dollars! Look at all we have to offer. The “holy” sites of three religions! You know it’s always a good idea when any religion meets another religion – they don’t start fig…
A group of young Israelis on sabbatical from their Negev kibbutz stumbled across a vat in the Tyrol with Hitler's head preserved in Riesling. They contacted Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office in Tel Aviv and were immediately referred to his t…
South Africans have vowed to never spend their tourist rands in Israel. “We come from apartheid,” said one South African man whose family has lived in the nation for over 2000 years – older than the white man’s god. “Why would we want to visit a c…
Israeli rabbis are getting a fashion change, and some couldn’t be happier. (Others, however, are very angry, as many rabbis are when things don’t go their way and they don’t get free money for doing nothing but chanting all day and making everyon…
Israel has invented a new kind of napalm … it’s smart and targets only those the Israelis absolutely hate … which is everyone not them or those who give them money! (No Americans will be killed by the new napalm … but the desire may still be there fo…
Thirty or forty years ago in East Jerusalem - Palestinian Citizens of Israel owned land and built Homes on the land. They could Not get building Permits so built anyway. Now thousand of houses have been bulldozed because they don't have build…
Israel bombed Iran. In the past (recent past, possibly yesterday), Israel has bombed other neighbors. I remember the 1980s, and all those bombs falling on Lebanon. When one country bombs another, some have called that an act of war. But not when I…
U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken met with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss several topics, including Israeli-Palestinian relations. Benny said to Antony: “We promise when we torture and kill Palestinians, we won’t do it in front…
According to CCN News, Israel is making America move stored Ukrainian Munitions out of Israel. A spokesman said Israel doesn’t want to appear 'complicit in helping Ukraine'. The US gives Israel (a rich country) $2 billion a year in Foreign A…
Israel's holiest Place is Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem. Islam controls it and the Jews want it back. The Muslims built a Temple there - thousands of years after Solomon - and are playing Keep - Away. Not very Nice of the Kind, Sweet, Pea…
News Sources report that former corrupt leader Netanyahu - (now newly re - elected) - will annex all the West Bank Arab land that has illegal Israeli settlements on it. A government spokesman said - " we are just bringing Prosperity to the West…
Second - timer and new prime Minister - Netanayahu - Legally proven a Corrupt Politician - has formed a new government of Ultra Orthodox Jews and Ultra Right Settlers - according to the BCC News. The Orthodox go around all the time exuding smug…
Boy howdy, when you piss off the Israelis, they really know how to enact revenge (their god is Jehovah, after all, the King of Pain, so whaddaya expect from His minions?) Call Israel an apartheid fascist state (apartheid is a form of fascism, expl…
Recently Ukraine asked to buy missile defense systems from Israel to use against the Russian missiles - and Israel refused. This is the second refusal by Israel to sell missile defense systems to Ukraine. Israel just doesn't care if Dictato…
Israeli Archaeologists, in S. W. Israel, found Canaanite grave sites with pottery shaped like opium buds. Traces of opium were in the pots. Experts speculate the mourners smoked Opium and got high at the grave site - as part of the burial ceremo…
An Egyptian Burial tomb, with lots of exotic goodies, has been found not far from Tel Aviv - near the ocean. Long before the Jews, the Egyptians owned Israel, called by some other other name. The mayor of Jerusalem had to send Egypt yearly tribut…
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