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Funny story: Time Out for Bully Boy Israel

Time Out for Bully Boy Israel

Israel bombed Iran. In the past (recent past, possibly yesterday), Israel has bombed other neighbors. I remember the 1980s, and all those bombs falling on Lebanon. When one country bombs another, some have called that an act of war. But not when I…

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Funny story: Thou Shalt Not Kill in Israel … Until the American is Off the Soil

Thou Shalt Not Kill in Israel … Until the American is Off the Soil

U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken met with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss several topics, including Israeli-Palestinian relations. Benny said to Antony: “We promise when we torture and kill Palestinians, we won’t do it in front…

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Funny story: Israel - a Democracy to Give No Help to Ukraine - a Democracy - Doesn't Want to Bother Russia

Israel - a Democracy to Give No Help to Ukraine - a Democracy - Doesn't Want to Bother Russia

According to CCN News, Israel is making America move stored Ukrainian Munitions out of Israel. A spokesman said Israel doesn’t want to appear 'complicit in helping Ukraine'. The US gives Israel (a rich country) $2 billion a year in Foreign A…

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Funny story: World History in 10 Seconds with Boris Balthering - Israel's Holiest Place

World History in 10 Seconds with Boris Balthering - Israel's Holiest Place

Israel's holiest Place is Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem. Islam controls it and the Jews want it back. The Muslims built a Temple there - thousands of years after Solomon - and are playing Keep - Away. Not very Nice of the Kind, Sweet, Pea…

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Funny story: Israel to Steal All West Bank Arab Land - Using American Money

Israel to Steal All West Bank Arab Land - Using American Money

News Sources report that former corrupt leader Netanyahu - (now newly re - elected) - will annex all the West Bank Arab land that has illegal Israeli settlements on it. A government spokesman said - " we are just bringing Prosperity to the West…

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Funny story: Israel's Corrupt Netanyahu to Form New 'Really' Corrupt Government

Israel's Corrupt Netanyahu to Form New 'Really' Corrupt Government

Second - timer and new prime Minister - Netanayahu - Legally proven a Corrupt Politician - has formed a new government of Ultra Orthodox Jews and Ultra Right Settlers - according to the BCC News. The Orthodox go around all the time exuding smug…

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Funny story: Benny Bounces Back Like A Bitch

Benny Bounces Back Like A Bitch

Boy howdy, when you piss off the Israelis, they really know how to enact revenge (their god is Jehovah, after all, the King of Pain, so whaddaya expect from His minions?) Call Israel an apartheid fascist state (apartheid is a form of fascism, expl…

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Funny story: Isreal Refuses to Help Ukraine-Apparently Likes Bloody Russia Better

Isreal Refuses to Help Ukraine-Apparently Likes Bloody Russia Better

Recently Ukraine asked to buy missile defense systems from Israel to use against the Russian missiles - and Israel refused. This is the second refusal by Israel to sell missile defense systems to Ukraine. Israel just doesn't care if Dictato…

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Funny story: They Were Getting High on Drugs in Israel - 3,400 years Ago

They Were Getting High on Drugs in Israel - 3,400 years Ago

Israeli Archaeologists, in S. W. Israel, found Canaanite grave sites with pottery shaped like opium buds. Traces of opium were in the pots. Experts speculate the mourners smoked Opium and got high at the grave site - as part of the burial ceremo…

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Funny story: Egyptian Burial Tomb Found in Israel - The Egyptians Used to Own the Place

Egyptian Burial Tomb Found in Israel - The Egyptians Used to Own the Place

An Egyptian Burial tomb, with lots of exotic goodies, has been found not far from Tel Aviv - near the ocean. Long before the Jews, the Egyptians owned Israel, called by some other other name. The mayor of Jerusalem had to send Egypt yearly tribut…

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Funny story: Israel Demands Reparations from Italy over Romans Invading Israel and Stealing Country - 2,000 years ago

Israel Demands Reparations from Italy over Romans Invading Israel and Stealing Country - 2,000 years ago

"There is no historical deadline on massive illegal crimes by any country, " said an Israeli government spokesman. Italians, then called Romans, under an Emperor, invaded the Country of Israel (then called Judea) - and militarily occupied it. The…

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Funny story: Israel Does (NOT) Have Nuclear Missiles

Israel Does (NOT) Have Nuclear Missiles

Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…

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Funny story: Israel Elects Every U.S. president - That is American Democracy

Israel Elects Every U.S. president - That is American Democracy

Israel has it made. It gets $2 billion, yearly, in U. S. Aid money (for being a poor country - when it is a rich country) - and builds West Bank Settlements with it. (To build the settlements and buildings in Jerusalem and the West Bank - the…

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Funny story: Basil Blathering Explains How to End Israeli/Palestinian Conflict

Basil Blathering Explains How to End Israeli/Palestinian Conflict

Basil Blathering, star reporter for the Olde English Church News, did a small Thought Piece for his own newspaper. "After giving it much Thought, I see a new approach to the terrible conflict over there. Gaza is a basically a concentration ca…

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Funny story: The Language of Bombs

The Language of Bombs

Joe Biden goes to Israel to spread the peace and love and whatnot, and as soon as he leaves, Israel showers Gaza with missiles. Nancy Pelosi heads to Taiwan for some peace and love and whatnot, and when she leaves, China showers missiles into the…

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Funny story: Joe’s Walking on Israeli Sunshine

Joe’s Walking on Israeli Sunshine

Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…

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Funny story: The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya

The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…

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