Trump Super Angry - CIA Called Pal Kim Jong-un STUPID

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 24 October 2022

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"We have good Chemistry."

Donald Trump, the pussy grabber, is again siding against the CIA and defending a known crazed dictator who, besides all his other atrocities, fed his uncle to wild dogs.

The CIA labeled Kim Jong Un as, (drum roll) stupid!

Trump insists he knows best about who is and who is not stupid. And that Kim Jong Un is not stupid. So there.

Do monkeys know they are monkeys? Yes? No?

Trump defends his position of Un's brilliance, saying they both shared a good chemistry. But did Trump ever take Chemistry in school? What were Trump's Chemistry grades? Does he know the difference between a beaker and a centrifuge?

According to Robert Woodward's tapes, Trump compared the relationship between Un and himself to a romance, saying, "You meet a woman. In one second, you know whether or not it's all going to happen."

Now that has to be genius! The guy's example is based on his sexual reaction, which Trump must experience whenever he meets a woman!

Yikes. Say it ain't so.

Now how can the CIA even argue with that kind of logic? Wharton give Trump an honorary Ph.D.

Monkeys have stiff competition! Like Trump, Monkeys are also known to grab pussy.

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