Man Finds New Way to Woo

Funny story written by C. L. Williams

Monday, 3 October 2022

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Title LXIX!

A gorgeous Chicago man, recently separated, is looking to get back in the game. The last time he hit on a woman the "stain" on the Blue Dress was wet.

He cannot resist "swinging for the fences" with his current triad of pick-up lines:

  1. What would you like for breakfast?
  2. Have any German in you?... Want some?
  3. Got a boyfriend?... Want a man-friend?

He needs to play "small ball". He needed to find a way to "move the runners" before he can score.

He has devised a subtle, uber-woman-friendly ploy that may lead to the first man in history to get his "woman card".

He has purchased US Government issued Title IX stamps. His plan is to "lick 'em, stick 'em, and send 'em away" by displaying his stamps prominently in the clear window on the outside of his wallet.

As the sole proprietor of this magnificent ploy, if you plan to execute this flawless technique, he asks you to register with him if you plan to operate within 10 miles of his local post office.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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