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Funny story: New York Man Finally Catches on that Coworker Isn't Talking to Him

New York Man Finally Catches on that Coworker Isn't Talking to Him

It took a while, but Trace Nelson of New York City eventually realized that his coworker Jennifer Friedman had been pointedly ignoring him for over six months. "I think I must have accidentally offended her in some way," said Trace. "No clue how,...

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Funny story: Unhappy Couple Role-Play Themselves into Relationship Success

Unhappy Couple Role-Play Themselves into Relationship Success

After dating seriously for almost two years, Ray Campbell and Monique DuBois of Brooklyn, New York, found that their relationship had deteriorated to the extent that they could scarcely stand the sight of each other. Out of sheer desperation, they tu...

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Funny story: New York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship

New York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship

"It's been a little over two years now, and I think we're finally in a really good place to part ways," said Matt Campbell of New York City regarding his relationship with his live-in girlfriend Madison Bentley. As Matt explained it, despite some...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect

Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect

Garret Hanson of Brooklyn, New York, was highly optimistic that his forward-thinking - and extremely attractive - new friend, Jessie Harper, would respond positively to his text message proposing an ongoing "friends with benefits" arrangement - until...

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Funny story: Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

In order to support his vegan girlfriend, Kayla Meadows, in her hobbies, Nick Canto attended a plant-based nutrition conference with Kayla, tolerantly setting aside that, while Kayla seeks to live a life of non-violence in every respect, including wh...

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Funny story: "Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"I was going to be a TV star, I was living the dream, until Jeremy Kyle told me he wouldn't broadcast my segment of the show. I was devastated." These were the words of perennial fat bloke Mr Tristram Lard of Balham, south London, as he told The S...

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Funny story: Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Wisconsin. Sources confirmed Tuesday that Biff Spud, a "new hire" at a city administration building in Door County, Wisconsin, was sexually harassed by Human Resources Director, Jennifer Kriels, 39, on a date they had the previous weekend. The...

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Funny story: BDSM Fan's Golden Rule Philosophy Causes Unfortunate Misunderstandings

BDSM Fan's Golden Rule Philosophy Causes Unfortunate Misunderstandings

When it comes to dating and relationships, 62-year-old  Artie Freeman of Nashville, Tennessee, makes a point of treating others as he would have them treat him, but, as a practitioner of BDSM and particular aficionado of sado-masochism, he finds that...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit

Charleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit

Trey Lipscomb of Charleston, South Carolina, successfully avoided what he anticipated would be a highly emotional conversation with his fiancee, Kerry Harper, regarding whether their relationship was really working, by resuming his habit of dipping t...

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Funny story: Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...

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Funny story: Recovering Alcoholic 9/11 Truth Activist Can't Understand Why His Online Dating Profile Not Working for Him

Recovering Alcoholic 9/11 Truth Activist Can't Understand Why His Online Dating Profile Not Working for Him

Kip Bartlow of Kansas City, Missouri, was confident that his refreshingly authentic online dating profile highlighting his courageous recovery from drug and alcohol addiction and his interest in probing deeper into the events behind the collapse of t...

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Funny story: College Student Has Difficulty Preparing For Sociology Exam While Roommate Pleases His Ex-Girlfriend Directly Behind Him

College Student Has Difficulty Preparing For Sociology Exam While Roommate Pleases His Ex-Girlfriend Directly Behind Him

University of Northern Iowa student, Brad Smith, 20, had difficulty studying for his Sociology exam last Tuesday while his roommate was pounding his ex-girlfriend across the room. After hearing painful statements from the love of his life such a...

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Funny story: Blindsided: NY Woman Learns Blind Boyfriend Not That Blind - and Has Been Seeing Someone Else

Blindsided: NY Woman Learns Blind Boyfriend Not That Blind - and Has Been Seeing Someone Else

Meghan Larson of disability-friendly New York City was devastated to learn that her blind boyfriend, Lance, wasn't that blind - and had been seeing another woman for over a year. "They say love is blind, and it was literally true in my case," sai...

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Funny story: "Sorry, what was that?" TOP Tips for Terrible Listeners

"Sorry, what was that?" TOP Tips for Terrible Listeners

Listening is all the rage these days, but what to do if it’s just not your strong suit? Here are the top tips compiled by extroverted experts for that can save you from developing a reputation as a terrible listener – without having to do any act...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Josh Adams of Brooklyn, New York, was confused when a random girl, whom he'd hung out with maybe a dozen times over the course of a few months, told him that she needed to break up with him. "She caught me totally off guard," said Josh of the gir...

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Funny story: Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

No longer considering it a contrived, commercially-motivated holiday to be observed solely out of obligation, men everywhere have come to truly embrace Valentine’s Day, indicates a recent nationwide poll. One Valentine's Day enthusiast, Harold Bro...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line

Nashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line

Last evening, as the shadows were growing longer and the sun was on the verge of giving up hope completely, singer-songwriter Luke Crosby of Nashville, Tennessee, received some extremely bad news over the telephone line: he learned that his baby had...

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