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Funny story: France Is More Myth Than Reality

France Is More Myth Than Reality

London- For decades filmmaker's and author's have portrayed France as the country of lover's. It could be that France used to be a romantic country, but in modern times, France is no different from Bangladesh or New York City. After interviewin…

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Funny story: Man Buying all of the Valentine Cards, again

Man Buying all of the Valentine Cards, again

Chutney on the Fritz least eligible bachelor Brian Asshat has once again bought all of the Post Office's Valentine's Cards. 'Yes,' said Brian. 'As I have done for years, I will be sending a Valentine card to all of the women in the hamlet, I mean…

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Funny story: On Deathbed, Meatloaf Reveals 5 Things He Wouldn't Do For Love

On Deathbed, Meatloaf Reveals 5 Things He Wouldn't Do For Love

NY - Just before he died, the singer Meatloaf told his nurse the five things that he wouldn't do for love, answering the burning question from his hit song, I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that.) Although the nurse actually had no ide…

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Funny story: Dumped Again! Spoofer, Now 91, Rebuffed by Miss America, 92

Dumped Again! Spoofer, Now 91, Rebuffed by Miss America, 92

Atlantic City, New Jersey. Woof Bluster reporting with a SINful report for Spoof International News. Word has reached the HQ for the Miss America Pageant that a contestant in the pageant 70 years ago has upheld her Miss America contract by refusing t…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart

Spoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart

Of all the girls I dated - lots in my time, which includes now - I'd only been dumped once before. I usually did the dumping. But this time, at 90, I got the full--blown treatment. Right down to having my email BLOCKED! Me! A recognized contributor t…

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Funny story: Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau

Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau

Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…

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Funny story: Man Would Have Liked To Have Killed Woman In Book

Man Would Have Liked To Have Killed Woman In Book

A man reading a book became so hateful of one of its female characters, that he claims he would have liked to have killed her with his own bare hands, or, in a variety of other ways. The book in question, 'Une Page d'Amour', by Émile Zola, was bei…

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Funny story: Man realises his passionate arguments are no match for his wife’s facts

Man realises his passionate arguments are no match for his wife’s facts

A middle-aged man rambling that, in his youth, he’d seen The Smiths in Madchester during the BritPop music scene, has had it pointed out by his wife that his youth ended in 1981, two years before The Smiths, who’d split up before Madchester, which is…

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Funny story: Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name

Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name

A man perusing the pages of a satirical news website was notified, to his obvious delight, that he had found his 'match' - an Asian beauty called Xiaoke, aged 27 - but was embarrassed by the fact that he wasn't sure how to pronounce her name correctl…

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Funny story: Your Three Chances Of Winning Love: SLIM, NONE and FAT

Your Three Chances Of Winning Love: SLIM, NONE and FAT

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Pantheon of gods that determine your chances of winning love, there are three that govern your destiny. Listed in decreasing order of probability, they are SLIM, NONE and FAT. For those of you who are in love, and wear a…

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Funny story: Lionel Richie Told It Wasn't Him You Were Looking For

Lionel Richie Told It Wasn't Him You Were Looking For

Lionel Richie, the American Idol judge and former chart-topping soul singer who had a number 1 hit single with 'Hello' back in 1983, has received formal notification that the person to whom the song was being sung, was not looking for him. Richie,...

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Funny story: Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

In a dating tour de force, after being contacted out of the blue by an attractive older woman he’d always had a thing for but had never succeeded in enticing into the sack, 37-year-old Clem Lyons of Nashville, Tennessee, scored the permission of the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time

When he learned via Facebook that his toxic, narcissistic ex-girlfriend, Jessica Montbleau, was about to tie the knot with someone else, Colin Carver of Nashville, Tennessee, knew it was time for him to take swift, decisive action in order to salvage...

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Funny story: Love Accused of Colonialism

Love Accused of Colonialism

Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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Funny story: Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Strong man from Northern Pakistan, Arbab Khizer Hayat, has responded sympathetically to a fellow hulk's plight who came forward yesterday. This new figure in the mammoth male field felt obliged to share his experience with Mr. Hayat after the latt...

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