A comedian fears that in the current climate he will be cancelled for his slightly off-colour views, even though his biggest claim to fame was being a support act to Josh Widdicombe 8 years ago.
'You can't say anything these days without that woke mob cancelling you' said the sadly deluded fool 'So I don't say anything. I don't want to be cancelled, my two gigs a year at the local comedy club would be cancelled, and I just love the rush of being on a stage.'
The stage is at the library in Chutney on the Fritz, and even though the Johnson family went, not one of the three family members remembers him.
'Was he that bloke who talked about the price of biscuits? Was he the other chap who just stood there looking awkward? Whichever one it was they were both crap...One of them is a professional comedian? Who did he take careers advice from ...Liz Truss Careers advisor?'
