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Funny story: Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

“And we had been getting so close,” said Andy Harding of Nashville, Tennessee, bemoaning the fact that his new live-in girlfriend, Amanda Miller, recently broke it to him that she wanted to start social distancing. “It’s a bummer, no getting aroun...

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Funny story: Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

SAN FRANCISCO - In a bid to stay relevant during the recent global pandemic, the popular dating app, Tinder, has added a new option for those testing positive for COVID-19. “At Tinder, we have a simple mission – that everyone deserves the opportun...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Fails Non-Inferiority Trial

Nashville Man Fails Non-Inferiority Trial

Despite promising early research results as a potential non-toxic antidote to singlehood, Kyle Strickland of Nashville, Tennessee, failed a non-inferiority trial and ultimately was not approved as Christina Angelo’s new boyfriend. “It’s disappoint...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...

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Funny story: Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior

Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior

Unfooled by his failure to respond to her text messages, emails, and phone calls, Shannon Reese of Nashville, Tennessee, was able to see her ex-boyfriend Josh’s love avoidant behavior for what it actually was: a plea for deeper intimacy. “He’s lik...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Articulates a Feeling

Nashville Man Successfully Articulates a Feeling

Uncertain what to do about a physical sensation in his chest that seemed to resemble an emotion, Trenton Locke of Nashville, Tennessee, took a stab at articulating the apparent feeling - to great effect. "I told the woman I was dating that I was a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Narrowly Escapes Emotional Enmeshnent

Nashville Man Narrowly Escapes Emotional Enmeshnent

When the woman he'd been casually seeing for several weeks suddenly, out of nowhere, proposed getting together somewhere outside of his house, Brett Crowley of Nashville, Tennessee, immediately recognized the suggestion for what it was: an invitation...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Accused of being a docuchebag by a woman with whom he wanted to have a casual sexual relationship, but was unwilling to actually date, Ned Hackett was fully exonerated by a jury of his peers, who heard his case at an East Nashville bar. "To me, it...

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Funny story: New Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting

New Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting

A new, refreshingly true-to-life dating reality show called AuthenCity features an eclectic cast of single men and women who largely just sit around and do a lot of texting. "It can be tough to get any really good action shots," said cameraman Wes...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Feels He Has Real Potential

Nashville Man Feels He Has Real Potential

Despite some minor shortcomings pointed out by women he's dated, Charlie Murphy of Nashville, Tennessee, feels that he has real potential for being a great catch. "Once I fully quit smoking and start getting to the gym on a regular basis, I'll be...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Promises to Never Do That Again Despite Not Knowing What "That" Is

Nashville Man Promises to Never Do That Again Despite Not Knowing What "That" Is

When Sam Chase's girlfriend, Hannah Garland, came to him in tears and pleaded for him to never do that again, Sam immediately agreed, only to realize he had no idea what it was that he was committing to not doing. "She asked me if I understood whe...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Trips Over Loose Ends

Nashville Man Trips Over Loose Ends

Never known for his attention to detail, 32-year-old Cal Chester of Nashville, Tennessee, went sprawling as the result of some untended-to loose ends, but ultimately came out ahead of the dating game and now plans to tie the knot. "What an roller...

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Funny story: Woman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome

Woman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome

Caroline Adams of New York City was flattered when Kent, an attractive man from her weekly meditation class, obtained her telephone number from the meditation center database and reached out to her by text message, but their ensuing sexual banter cau...

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Funny story: Nashville Realtor Finds Online Dating More of a Seller's Market

Nashville Realtor Finds Online Dating More of a Seller's Market

Single for over three years, real estate agent Mike Fordham of Nashville, Tennessee, dipped his toe into the world of online dating, only to find it to be more of a seller's market. "What these women are asking is out of control," sad Fordham. "I'...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Forces Things

Nashville Man Successfully Forces Things

Though frequently commended for his laid-back, easygoing manner, 46-year-old Jake Hamilton of Nashville. Tennessee, grew tired of waiting for life to start working for him, and made up his mind to start forcing things - which he did, with enormous su...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

Nashville Man Tries Stalking but Isn't Sure How to Follow Up

After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...

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