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Funny story: I, Bunny Wingate, Have a Date with an 'AI' tonight

I, Bunny Wingate, Have a Date with an 'AI' tonight

I am one of those bright, thoughtless, pretty Butterfly - type Influencers Online - and that apparently attracted me to Harvey, a supercomputer in California. That is what he calls himself. He is considered kinky among the Ai - Set for liking rel…

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Funny story: Practicing Jedi Can’t Believe Mind Tricks Don’t Work On Cute Girls

Practicing Jedi Can’t Believe Mind Tricks Don’t Work On Cute Girls

San Diego resident and self-described ‘Jedi Knight’ Gavin Mullen has been getting increasingly frustrated that his mastery of The Force doesn’t extend to convincing women to sleep with him. Mullen converted to Jediism more than a year ago but is yet…

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Funny story: Man wants comedy date like they have in the films

Man wants comedy date like they have in the films

Following his recent demand for a computer like they have in the Films, the unfortunately named Gavin Williamson (no, not the one) has said he would like a comedy first meeting and or blind date like they in the films. 'Yes' said Gavin, writing on…

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Funny story: Dieting man disappoints online date

Dieting man disappoints online date

Having recently lost 4 and a half stone, Thomas Thompson was feeling good about himself, only for the look of disgust on his date's face to dent his confidence. 'I have a thing for bulkier chaps,' said date Zoe, 'and in his photos Tom was bulkier,…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart

Spoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart

Of all the girls I dated - lots in my time, which includes now - I'd only been dumped once before. I usually did the dumping. But this time, at 90, I got the full--blown treatment. Right down to having my email BLOCKED! Me! A recognized contributor t…

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Funny story: Man from First Dates using video as a way of attracting someone else

Man from First Dates using video as a way of attracting someone else

Socially awkward, and with outdated views, Rodney Fitzmaurice is using the mortifying footage of him from Channel Four's First Date as either an advert or a warning for any potential love interest. 'It shows Rodney being Rodney. Sometimes, he's to…

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Funny story: Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

Through Unflinching Honesty and Vulnerability, Nashville Man Scores Girlfriend’s Permission for Licit Polyamory with Threesome Potential

In a dating tour de force, after being contacted out of the blue by an attractive older woman he’d always had a thing for but had never succeeded in enticing into the sack, 37-year-old Clem Lyons of Nashville, Tennessee, scored the permission of the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

Nashville Man Devastated when Girlfriend Tells Him She Wants to Start Social Distancing

“And we had been getting so close,” said Andy Harding of Nashville, Tennessee, bemoaning the fact that his new live-in girlfriend, Amanda Miller, recently broke it to him that she wanted to start social distancing. “It’s a bummer, no getting aroun...

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Funny story: Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

SAN FRANCISCO - In a bid to stay relevant during the recent global pandemic, the popular dating app, Tinder, has added a new option for those testing positive for COVID-19. “At Tinder, we have a simple mission – that everyone deserves the opportun...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Fails Non-Inferiority Trial

Nashville Man Fails Non-Inferiority Trial

Despite promising early research results as a potential non-toxic antidote to singlehood, Kyle Strickland of Nashville, Tennessee, failed a non-inferiority trial and ultimately was not approved as Christina Angelo’s new boyfriend. “It’s disappoint...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...

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Funny story: Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior

Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior

Unfooled by his failure to respond to her text messages, emails, and phone calls, Shannon Reese of Nashville, Tennessee, was able to see her ex-boyfriend Josh’s love avoidant behavior for what it actually was: a plea for deeper intimacy. “He’s lik...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Articulates a Feeling

Nashville Man Successfully Articulates a Feeling

Uncertain what to do about a physical sensation in his chest that seemed to resemble an emotion, Trenton Locke of Nashville, Tennessee, took a stab at articulating the apparent feeling - to great effect. "I told the woman I was dating that I was a...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Narrowly Escapes Emotional Enmeshnent

Nashville Man Narrowly Escapes Emotional Enmeshnent

When the woman he'd been casually seeing for several weeks suddenly, out of nowhere, proposed getting together somewhere outside of his house, Brett Crowley of Nashville, Tennessee, immediately recognized the suggestion for what it was: an invitation...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Nashville Man Cleared of Douchebag Allegations

Accused of being a docuchebag by a woman with whom he wanted to have a casual sexual relationship, but was unwilling to actually date, Ned Hackett was fully exonerated by a jury of his peers, who heard his case at an East Nashville bar. "To me, it...

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Funny story: New Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting

New Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting

A new, refreshingly true-to-life dating reality show called AuthenCity features an eclectic cast of single men and women who largely just sit around and do a lot of texting. "It can be tough to get any really good action shots," said cameraman Wes...

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