MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - With each new day, more and more secrets are coming out from the FBI Raid on Mar-a-Lago.
Woody Velcro, a star reporter with The Washington Window Tribune reported that FBI agents along with members of The Green Berets, found, stashed in The Trumptwat's sock drawer, the blueprints to the USS Hillary Clinton, which is a state-of-the-art aircraft carrier.
Window Tribune writer, Woody Velcro said that the blueprints were inside a brown manilla envelope that was marked: TOP SECRET!
Trump has reportedly said that the blueprints envelope was definitely planted there by either Nancy Pelosi or VP Harris.
He commented that why the hell would he even want to have blueprints to the USS Hillary Clinton.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ahhh, perhaps to give them to Vladimir Putin in EXCHANGE for an X-rated nude video of The Trumpturd cavorting at a Ramada Inn in Moscow with three Communist whores.]
