The laundry staff at Mar-A-Lago have added their voices to Trump’s ongoing indictment by adding their voices to those of Jack Smith. This reporter was able to get one staff member on tape to record what the world now knows about the greatest spy in A…
Photos in the Donald Trump indictment reveal that Trump hid top-secret, classified information in one of his Mar-a-Lago bathrooms having a crystal chandelier. Top-secret boxes were also piled in the bathtub behind a dirty-looking shower curtain. U…
MAR-A-LUNACY - (Satire News) - In a shocking turn of events, former president and self-proclaimed king of burgers, Donald "The Chump" Trump, has announced that he's been traumatized by the recent FBI raid on his Mar-a-Lunacy complex. According to…
The FBI has revealed that when (not IF) Donald Trump is arrested, they may tear down Mar-A-Lago entirely as they look for more secret documents and other illegal substances, especially in Don Junior’s bedroom, and Melania’s too. And Eric. And Tiffany…
Ex - president Trump has along history of reading documents, then tearing them up to get rid of them. He learned it from his Mafia buddies who helped construct his NY City Condo towers. The Throne in the Mar a Lago Bathroom has many time been…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump has told agents with the FBI, that he has no idea how the hell $27 million in cartel money ended up in his Mar-a-Lago basement. He said that they should perhaps talk to his two spacey sons, Don "Dopey" T…
At a huge rustic rally in downtown Gatorville, Florida Trump threw out his weekly 'Bombshell' announcement. ('Keep the pot boiling' - was his favorite saying.) He told the crowd of 20 that he had told Pence to take all the Classified Documents…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Miami Globe-Gazette Newspaper reports that federal agents from the FBI recently conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago complex. Agent in charge Clayburn D. Ryburn told the news media that agents confiscate…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's few hundreds of remaining die-hard fans will soon be shocked out of their KIA pick-up trucks, when they read the extremely revealing book about their ruler titled, The Fat-As a Blimp Quasi King Donald The Pussy Gr…
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - The man who is now hated by 82% of the GOPers who used to support him, recently confided in his one and ONLY friend a very personal matter. Trump told Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld that upon reflection, he now realizes two t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI is still in the tedious process of going through thousands and thousands of items that were confiscated from Trump's Mar-a-Lago Manison, during "The Raid." One of the very interesting items is an extremel…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, members of the FBI and the Navy Seals found a highly secret, classified video of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump meeting with known terrorist leaders at The Hotel Ohh La La in New Or…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Entertainment Satire) - The FBI raid on Mar-a-Liar, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has pegged Trump The Traitor's home, has uncovered tons of illegal stuff that could land the Orange Blossom Special (Don Trump) in prison for up to 4…
Yeah, right! Does Donald Trump even have a library card? Does Trump know the location of the Mar-a-Lago neighborhood library? Would the list of top US secret agents be allowed to be read by anyone with a library card? Is Vladimir Putin going to h…
Ayeeee, the horror, the horror! The FBI found a series of empty folders in Trump’s basement. What could this mean? First guess: The stuff inside the folders was sold to the highest bidders. Second guess: The stuff was piggy-backed into ot…
They say he never read or stayed awake for security briefings, finding that security briefings interrupted his television, eating, and nap time. So why would the Pussy Grabber have a sudden interest in Top Secret Classified Documents on his way out o…
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