STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - The Swiss Miss News Agency is reporting that the Swedish aircraft carrier, The Linnea Borealis, has struck an iceberg in the North Sea. According to the Swedish government, The Linnea Borealis, sustained damage…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - With each new day, more and more secrets are coming out from the FBI Raid on Mar-a-Lago. Woody Velcro, a star reporter with The Washington Window Tribune reported that FBI agents along with members of The Green Berets…
The American aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford, the most expensive warship ever built that's named after a former president that liked to fall down stairs all across the country, is finally ready for duty. The U.S. Navy has approved the ship for re…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Ukraine is happy to announce that the government of Cambodia is sending their aircraft carrier, the CS Bamboo Stick, to help in Ukraine's war against the Communistic pantywaist Russian army. A rep for Ca…
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE – (Satire News) – The Miami Globe Gazette has just reported that a Costa Rican aircraft carrier is missing and is believed to have been swallowed up by the infamous Bermuda Triangle. The Globe Gazette stated that the Costa Ric…
PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…
MOSCOW – The Kremlin is reporting that The RSS Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev, Russia’s biggest most powerful aircraft carrier will be under a 14 day quarantine due to the Coronavirus. It seems that one of the Russian sailors has a girlfriend who is from...
Portsmouth - Special Agents Gibbs and DiNozzo reportedly snuck aboard taking the carrier's crew quota to 5,602 when news of the hush-hush deployment broke. Their mission on the US Navy's fabled Big Stick remains classified Top Secret as the magnif...
There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
Washington D.C. (LGBT Picayune) - The United States' aircraft carrier John C. Stennis, CVN-74, has filed suit in Federal District Court in Washington D.C. over the U.S. Navy's refusal to grant the carrier transgender status. For centuries around...
MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has decided to send one of Russia's mightiest aircraft carriers to Cuba. The Russian leader told Vodkavich that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail within the ne...
WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...
Yep, she needed it. That floating piece of--um--history started out as an abandoned, shrunken, weathered behemoth measuring an impressive three hundred and four feet from bowsprit to spanker. (Don't ask). There was a budget crunch in 1797, but...
REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Iceland has just announced that it will be naming its brand new state-of-the-art aircraft carrier in honor of South African President Nelson Mandela. A spokesperson for the Icelandic government stated that originally the aircr...
YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history. Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...
Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...
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