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Funny story: France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…

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Funny story: Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days

Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days

MOSCOW – The Kremlin is reporting that The RSS Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev, Russia’s biggest most powerful aircraft carrier will be under a 14 day quarantine due to the Coronavirus. It seems that one of the Russian sailors has a girlfriend who is from...

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Funny story: Giant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard

Giant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard

Portsmouth - Special Agents Gibbs and DiNozzo reportedly snuck aboard taking the carrier's crew quota to 5,602 when news of the hush-hush deployment broke. Their mission on the US Navy's fabled Big Stick remains classified Top Secret as the magnif...

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Funny story: Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

Queen Elizabeth To Name Biggest Warship "Bazil The Warship"

The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...

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Funny story: U.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender

U.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender

Washington D.C. (LGBT Picayune) - The United States' aircraft carrier John C. Stennis, CVN-74, has filed suit in Federal District Court in Washington D.C. over the U.S. Navy's refusal to grant the carrier transgender status. For centuries around...

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Funny story: President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has decided to send one of Russia's mightiest aircraft carriers to Cuba. The Russian leader told Vodkavich that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail within the ne...

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Funny story: Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...

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Funny story: What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift

What's Old is New Again--the USS Constitution's Facelift

Yep, she needed it. That floating piece of--um--history started out as an abandoned, shrunken, weathered behemoth measuring an impressive three hundred and four feet from bowsprit to spanker. (Don't ask). There was a budget crunch in 1797, but...

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Funny story: Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela

Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Iceland has just announced that it will be naming its brand new state-of-the-art aircraft carrier in honor of South African President Nelson Mandela. A spokesperson for the Icelandic government stated that originally the aircr...

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Funny story: Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history. Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...

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Funny story: GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...

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Funny story: IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...

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Funny story: UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier

Following last year's swingeing cuts to the Royal Navy fleet, the UK government has announced arrangements which will allow Britain and France to share the only aircraft carrier owned by a western European nation. At present, the French carrier is...

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Funny story: China's 'Big Dong' Weapon Doesn't Scare My Arse: US Admiral

China's 'Big Dong' Weapon Doesn't Scare My Arse: US Admiral

A new super weapon called the Carrier-Killer by China who developed it, does not pose a major threat to the United States according to Vice Admiral, Scott Van Buskirk, head of the U.S. 7th Fleet in the pacific. "The Russians gave up on the same we...

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Funny story: Aircraft carrier fiasco takes a turn for the worse

Aircraft carrier fiasco takes a turn for the worse

Today, the government announced that construction of the Royal Navy's two new aircraft carriers is to go ahead. However, for the first two years of their service, they will have no aircraft, due to dire cuts in the defence budget and the axing of the...

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Funny story: David Cameron Set To Approve Aircraft Carriers Order - Thanks To Airfix!

David Cameron Set To Approve Aircraft Carriers Order - Thanks To Airfix!

Prime Minister David Cameron is poised to approve a £5 billion order for two new aircraft carriers for the Royal Navy - thanks to a boyhood hobby. The decision follows a meeting of the national security council he chaired yesterday. And it comes a...

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