MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - With each new day, more and more secrets are coming out from the FBI Raid on Mar-a-Lago. Woody Velcro, a star reporter with The Washington Window Tribune reported that FBI agents along with members of The Green Berets…
Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...
Socks, the black and white tuxedo cat who was a Clinton family pet during the entire Bill Clinton presidency 1993-2001, contacted a medium, to weigh in on the 2016 presidential election. Speaking through Charisma Rhapsody, pet psychic, Socks spok...
(Frackville, PA) Shelley Hoax, 74 and a life-long resident of Frackville, PA, unexpectedly discovered "every damn sock" that she believed she had misplaced for the past 50 years. She came across the find Saturday morning completely by surprise.
A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...
In a speech to a LGBT conference Nick Clegg admitted that he cooked socks while at university. "We were quite surprised," said Tanya Hyde, a lesbian from Lincoln. "Clegg kept going on and on about his sock cooking habits while he was a student. Li...
A sock belonging to an internationally famous footballer has been sold on an internet auction site for a staggering £776. What is strikingly out of the ordinary about the sock, is that it isn't actually a sock which the player in question wore in a b...
Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...
Most Britons were agitated today as they learned that the Bank of England issued a new fifty-pound note. In the height of the worst recession in history the government decided that this would be a great idea to unify Britons and prepare for the 201...
London Fashion Week has had its socks blown off by socks. "They're the must have accessory this winter," said fashionista, Gok Wan. "It's what all the fashionably warm people will be wearing." After last winter's fashion of flip flops saw two d...
Proposed new European Union regulations could see an increased police presence in some of the great tourist centres. The new law enforcement officials will be tasked with monitoring the footwear of visitors and residents alike and issuing on-the-s...
People close to Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, reluctantly admitted that Giggsy is a socks addict, and urged him to seek treatment as a matter of urgency, before his addiction finally gets the better of him. Although never aired publicly...
HOLLYWOOD - The fans of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato can hardly wait to see The Vampire Diaries episode that the two singing sensations have just finished filming with the shows stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. Gomez and Lovato were asked by...
Noddy Holder, former frontman with Bilston based international supergroup, Slade today reacted angrily at what he called Prince William's appalling choice of Royal Wedding hosiery. "Them was just plain black!" Noddy Holder fumed. "What a blinkin'...
UK baked bean producers are reportedly "ecstatic" about an unprecedented surge in popularity in France and are taking steps to dramatically increase the production figures for the humble haricot in tomato sauce. In a tin. The French have a history...
News just in - There's been an astonishing twist of events just off the Bembridge shoreline as spectacularly large shoals of baked beans began amassing just yards out to sea. Crowds of local children - many wearing odd socks - who were initially l...
Markets around the world are panicking after it emerged that a group of speculators had cornered the world's sock futures. Prices of socks dropped like a stone when the FTSE opened this morning after a late flurry of selling in eastern markets. Wa...
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