Supreme Court - In Fall - To Rule For Prayer in School - But Only Christian Prayer

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 27 June 2022

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Lord, give me strength!

Alabama is bringing a case to the Supreme Court. in the fall. Clarence Thomas has already given it the Nod - so the Court will affirm that Alabama has total Religious Freedom, as in the Original Constitution - (the one with legal slavery and no Voting Rights for Women, Asians, Blacks, or Latinos).

The state of Alabama wants Prayer in the School, at the beginning and end of the school day. but no Pagan prayer will be allowed.

"It won't hurt those Jewish, Muslin and Asian Kids to be exposed to Jesus, said one school superintendent. Regardless of what their taxpayer parents think.

Also in our pending case, we want the Religious Freedom to get rid of those useless Math and History textbooks. All answers are in the Bible. Kids just need to study the Bible. It teaches Math - ("Cubits" and so forth), Astronomy, Politics, Sex, Christian History - everything.

In this country, we have 30, 000 kinds of Christianity. So, there is a real fight for dominance among the churches - Darwin's Struggle for Survival, right?

I am confident we - the Church of the Truly One Original Christ will win in the long run.

When Jesus comes Back, he will choose us as his True Believers, and not the other 29, 999 churches

The men, women and children of the other false churches will all burn in Flames till Eternity, of course - while we will be up in Heaven.

And we are so lucky to have this Right-Wing Christian Conservative Court - we can really change things around now and make this the Conservative Christian Country it deserves to be. Rather people want it or not.

All thanks to the non - religious, greedy billionaire Trump for seeing the opportunity, and riding our coattails up to the Presidency. Amen."

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