Supreme Court Judges Aborted Justice

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 25 June 2022

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"Yeah, that's the Supreme Court. The House of Pancakes."

Under oath during confirmation hearings, Judges Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett recognized Roe V Wade was the law of the land for over 50 years and that they would defend it.

Instead, they have flipped once entrenched in the Supreme Court with a lifetime appointment. Flipping is okay for a pancake, but not for a judge on the US Supreme Court.

When an attorney reaches the confirmation stage to the US Supreme Court, an attorney's opinions should be established. What is said under oath at confirmation should remain concrete.

It should not be: Say whatever has to be said to get confirmed. Lie, shed tears of outrage, have the wife shed tears of hurt, wrap yourself in the cloak of outrage, accuse those questioning of holding a lynching, act real upset, and get confirmed.

Get confirmed, and once on the bench, flip like a pancake.

George Floyd was killed trying to use a $20.00 counterfeit bill. The Supreme Court lies with impunity.

Judges Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett all lied at their confirmation hearings, swearing under oath that they would support Roe V Wade. Nevertheless, in their scrambled eggs judgment, they have given a rapist more rights than the rapist’s ten-year-old victim.

President Pussy Grabber appointed Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett. The Pussy Grabber never won the popular vote of the nation.

The January 6th committee established Trump’s criminal behavior. “Say the election was illegal. Then, I'll do the rest.”

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