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Senator's Taped Conversation With Supreme Court Nominee's Sex Accuser Leaked To Public

Funny story: Senator's Taped Conversation With Supreme Court Nominee's Sex Accuser Leaked To Public

Washington, D.C. - President Trump's Supreme Court nominee Judge Kavanaugh's confirmation process has officially de-evolved into a fully-fledged sex scandal. For those of you old enough to remember, reminiscent of the sleazy Justice Clarence Thomas a...

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I Am Anonymous 2

ONLY IN AMERICA - Last Wednesday I submitted an article "I Am Anonymous" to The Spoof. My source, of course, Anonymous. In Anonymous' own words it was described how Anonymous is the most influential person on the planet! In the article, Anonymous als...

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Did Trump Blackmail Kennedy To Quit?

Funny story: Did Trump Blackmail Kennedy To Quit?

Did Donald Trump blackmail Justice Anthony Kennedy out of his Supreme Court seat because of his son Justin Kenndy? It seems Justin provided a one billion dollar building loan to Donald Trump while Justin was working for Deutsche Bank. (pronounced: Do...

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Trump's Nominee for Supreme Court - Alabama's Roy Moore

The White House. 2 hours ago. President Donald Trump has chosen former Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme Court Roy Moore to replace retiring justice Anthony Kennedy, according to a reliable but anonymous source within the White House. The...

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First Amendment Rewrite

Funny story: First Amendment Rewrite

Now that a thoroughly balanced and non-partisan Supreme Court has upheld Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, I think it’s time that we amended the First Amendment to the Constitution. Hell, let’s just amend both parts of it, while we’re at it. “Congress s...

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Satan Scores a Win at the Supreme Court

Funny story: Satan Scores a Win at the Supreme Court

In a big win for the church of Satan, the Supreme Court ruled on Monday in favor of Trinity Lutheran Church v. Comer, the Church's case against the state of Missouri. The case involved discrimination by the state in giving out publicly funded grants.

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President Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges

Funny story: President Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges

Sparking yet another constitutional crisis, President Trump has fired the Supreme Court and assembled a panel of current and former American Idol judges to rubber stamp his Cinco de Mayo ban and other controversial policies. Simon Cowell, Paris Hi...

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SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

Funny story: SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...

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Trump Replaces Gorsuch with Octogenarian for Supreme Court Pick

Funny story: Trump Replaces Gorsuch with Octogenarian for Supreme Court Pick

Forget all about Neil Gorsuch, Donald Trump's previous pick to be a Supreme Court Justice, because Trump just fired Gorsuch and replaced him with an 88 year old former lawn mower repair man named Bubby Turf. Turf, who spent his entire career as a la...

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Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump picked Judge Neil Gorsuch to be his first nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court. Sources close to Trump state that it was actually Gorsuch's last name which sealed Trump's decision rather than his distinguished re...

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Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...

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Hillary Is Elected President

Funny story: Hillary Is Elected President

In a miraculous and purely patriotic act, the Electoral College, a group of officials no one has ever really seen, have decided that it would be in the best interest of the nation and the world, to dissolve their group and allow the majority of voter...

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Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Funny story: Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Trump Tower, NY Trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his Cabinet. "Many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Well, I was secretly trying a...

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Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Funny story: Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Washington DC - Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that religious groups who want to worship without having sodomites doing it in their pews will have to "shut up and deal with it or face the full coercive, incendiary wrath of...

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Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Funny story: Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Donald Trump has pledged to sue his own administration once he is elected, this follows reports from his campaign that one of Donald Trump's companies is suing another of his companies to keep him from talking about the details of a partnership with...

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High Court Upholds Racial Equality Law

In a narrow decision passed down by the US Supreme Court the contentious Racial Equality Act (REA)was declared the legal and binding law of the land. Writing for the majority, Justice Clarence Thomas reasoned that the only solution to end racism is t...

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Innocent gay teens exposed to sleazy side of mainstream

"It started with that bottle of tequila" says Danny, jumping as his new husband unexpectedly puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. Danny is an 18 year old fine arts major at Northeastern University, here in Vegas with his Boston posse for the weekend. We find him dressed to kill in a slimming sheer black tank top and extra-short shorts, exiting The Love-Shack Temple of Love on the arm of a ta...

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Ex White House Insider: George W. Bush Proposed Switching From Gold to 'Wood Standard' Among Other 'Startling' Initiatives

Louisville, KY - A former White House aide for George W. Bush said that the president offered a number of proposals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina that were "rather startling". A high-level discussion within the administration began shortly...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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