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Funny story: Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…

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Funny story: First They Came for Abortion - Then They came for Gay Teachers, Womens Rights..

First They Came for Abortion - Then They came for Gay Teachers, Womens Rights..

First, they came for the Right to an Abortion. The they came for gay teachers - (obviously grooming students). They targeted Women's Rights - wanting to put them back in the Home. No equal pay, or equal rights under the law. Then They used Chris…

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Funny story: Dorothy Rides the Tornado

Dorothy Rides the Tornado

To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Looking Into Having The Right Wing Leaning Supreme Court Scrapped

President Biden Is Looking Into Having The Right Wing Leaning Supreme Court Scrapped

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he is sick and tired of The Supreme Court acting like it is the fucking law of the land. He noted that 89.3% of the American people would like to see SCOTUS scrapped and replaced w…

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Funny story: New Supreme Court Guidance - Biden Can't Do Anything Without States O.K.

New Supreme Court Guidance - Biden Can't Do Anything Without States O.K.

Justice Roberts and Our New “Confederacy” Court members just issued Guidelines for the new session in the Fall. Basically, States can overrule any Presidential actions - (this is going by the Original Constitution). And each of the five Justices…

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Funny story: Tax Exemptions For Year Of Pregnancy

Tax Exemptions For Year Of Pregnancy

If a fertilized egg is a person at conception, mothers should claim it as a tax deduction. Yes? Of course! If a lentil size fertilized egg is a ‘human being’ at conception, as the Supreme Court ruled, a mother should be able to claim it as a tax dedu…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Aborted From D.C. Restaurant

Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Aborted From D.C. Restaurant

After voting to abort a woman’s health right, and compromising her health, life, and future, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh recently went out to supper at a D.C. restaurant and subsequently experienced being aborted out of the restaurant and i…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Is Considering Banning Bows and Arrows

The US Supreme Court Is Considering Banning Bows and Arrows

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in the magazine "SCOTUS Today & Tomorrow," states that due to the rising injuries in New Mexico and Arizona, The Supreme Court may vote to ban bows and arrows. Chief Justice John Robe…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Chief Justice Brett "The Dictator" Kavanaugh Is Pelted With Chicken McNuggets At a Bronx Mickey D's

Supreme Court Chief Justice Brett "The Dictator" Kavanaugh Is Pelted With Chicken McNuggets At a Bronx Mickey D's

THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today has just shown a video of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh getting his black robed ass pelted with dozens and dozens of Chicken McNuggets at a Mickey D's in the Bronx. The SCOTUS member had…

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Funny story: Amy Coney Barrett – Whore for God

Amy Coney Barrett – Whore for God

Now that Amy Coney Barrett has fulfilled her religious cult’s mandate – to get her positioned in America’s highest court in order to turn the nation into a true theocracy where unbelievers can be burned at the stake once again (just like in America’s…

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Funny story: Guns ‘R Fun!

Guns ‘R Fun!

Thank you, America, for teaching the world that guns are fun. A madman in Copenhagen, Denmark – the happiest place on Earth (Disneyland does NOT have a copyright on happiness) has now taken his gun into a shopping mall and killed some people. Just…

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Funny story: Three Supreme Court Justices Request A Biden Reappointment

Three Supreme Court Justices Request A Biden Reappointment

The three Supreme Court Justices were reported to be embarrassed by the current news about President Pussy Grabber. Oh, the embarrassment! There's his mob boss tactics, sexual misconduct allegations, witness intimidation, jury tampering, the Ja…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That He Will Be Appointing Liz Cheney To The U.S. Supreme Court

President Biden Says That He Will Be Appointing Liz Cheney To The U.S. Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that has shocked the members of the GOP, and thrilled the members of the Democratic party, President Biden has just announced that he will be signing a "Special" Presidential Executive Order that gives him…

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Funny story: The Latest Poll Shows That 76% of All Whites And 98% of All Blacks Hate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

The Latest Poll Shows That 76% of All Whites And 98% of All Blacks Hate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is a very, very hated man. QuinniPinni showed that 76% of all white people hate him, and 98% of all black people hate him. The whites do…

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Funny story: Increase In School Shootings Expected To Offset Unwanted Births From Abortion Ban, Study Shows

Increase In School Shootings Expected To Offset Unwanted Births From Abortion Ban, Study Shows

An academic research paper on the impact to population demographics found that an increase in unwanted births due to the Roe v Wade abortion ruling is expected to be offset by a parallel increase in deaths related to school shootings in the next 3 ye…

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Funny story: After Receiving Thousands of Death Threats Because of Roe V Wade Chief Justice John Roberts Says He May Resign

After Receiving Thousands of Death Threats Because of Roe V Wade Chief Justice John Roberts Says He May Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Daily Drama News Agency is reporting that Chief Justice John Roberts is totally devastated, depressed, and scared out of his black robe, because he has received over 29,719 death threats since he voted for Roe V…

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Funny story: Supreme Court to Biden - No Regulation of CO2 At U.S. Power Plants - Goodbye Earth

Supreme Court to Biden - No Regulation of CO2 At U.S. Power Plants - Goodbye Earth

The Ultraconservative Supreme Court Majority just did its Bit to Ruin the Planet - Earth - forever. Biden can't regulate CO2 at US power plants - it's not in the Constitution. The dysfunctional, squabbling states, half of them run by Anti-e…

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