It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…
First, they came for the Right to an Abortion. The they came for gay teachers - (obviously grooming students). They targeted Women's Rights - wanting to put them back in the Home. No equal pay, or equal rights under the law. Then They used Chris…
To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he is sick and tired of The Supreme Court acting like it is the fucking law of the land. He noted that 89.3% of the American people would like to see SCOTUS scrapped and replaced w…
Justice Roberts and Our New “Confederacy” Court members just issued Guidelines for the new session in the Fall. Basically, States can overrule any Presidential actions - (this is going by the Original Constitution). And each of the five Justices…
If a fertilized egg is a person at conception, mothers should claim it as a tax deduction. Yes? Of course! If a lentil size fertilized egg is a ‘human being’ at conception, as the Supreme Court ruled, a mother should be able to claim it as a tax dedu…
After voting to abort a woman’s health right, and compromising her health, life, and future, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh recently went out to supper at a D.C. restaurant and subsequently experienced being aborted out of the restaurant and i…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in the magazine "SCOTUS Today & Tomorrow," states that due to the rising injuries in New Mexico and Arizona, The Supreme Court may vote to ban bows and arrows. Chief Justice John Robe…
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today has just shown a video of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh getting his black robed ass pelted with dozens and dozens of Chicken McNuggets at a Mickey D's in the Bronx. The SCOTUS member had…
Now that Amy Coney Barrett has fulfilled her religious cult’s mandate – to get her positioned in America’s highest court in order to turn the nation into a true theocracy where unbelievers can be burned at the stake once again (just like in America’s…
Thank you, America, for teaching the world that guns are fun. A madman in Copenhagen, Denmark – the happiest place on Earth (Disneyland does NOT have a copyright on happiness) has now taken his gun into a shopping mall and killed some people. Just…
The three Supreme Court Justices were reported to be embarrassed by the current news about President Pussy Grabber. Oh, the embarrassment! There's his mob boss tactics, sexual misconduct allegations, witness intimidation, jury tampering, the Ja…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that has shocked the members of the GOP, and thrilled the members of the Democratic party, President Biden has just announced that he will be signing a "Special" Presidential Executive Order that gives him…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is a very, very hated man. QuinniPinni showed that 76% of all white people hate him, and 98% of all black people hate him. The whites do…
An academic research paper on the impact to population demographics found that an increase in unwanted births due to the Roe v Wade abortion ruling is expected to be offset by a parallel increase in deaths related to school shootings in the next 3 ye…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Daily Drama News Agency is reporting that Chief Justice John Roberts is totally devastated, depressed, and scared out of his black robe, because he has received over 29,719 death threats since he voted for Roe V…
The Ultraconservative Supreme Court Majority just did its Bit to Ruin the Planet - Earth - forever. Biden can't regulate CO2 at US power plants - it's not in the Constitution. The dysfunctional, squabbling states, half of them run by Anti-e…
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