Washington. The White House refused to comment on reports that Trump is set to nominate deceased chess genius Bobby Fischer to the Supreme Court. Trump apparently doesn’t feel there is any difficulty presented in nominating Fischer, who died in 2008...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mounting werewolves and roadkill kept business brisk at the taxidermy and animal shop that preserved Roy Rogers horse, Trigger. The same taxidermist who preserved Trigger, along with Dale Evans horse, Buttermilk, and their Germ...
WASHINGTON — The US Supreme Court on Tuesday reinstated the old policy of preventing transgender people from serving in the military. In a brief, unsigned order, the justices temporarily allowed the ban to go into effect because transgender indi...
The shabby way in which the US Senate dealt with the Brett Kavanaugh inquiry indicates that America is fucked, according to one man speaking from the safety of his bedroom, a long way from the US, this morning. The enquiry - not a criminal one - 'ruled' that Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh had no case to answer, enabling the Senate members to vote him in, by the slenderest margin possible. M...
Washington AC/DC, USA - Fans of new SCOTUS jurist Judge Pantsonfire are thrilled at the erection of a 50ft statute - uh, statue - of the Supreme Court rookie according to a leaky urinal in Capitol Hill. Located outside the Democratic Party’s DC he...
To celebrate his 'victory' in the Sexual Misconduct hearing against him, Judge Brett Kavanaugh has indicated that, as an act of goodwill, he intends to quash the guilty conviction against jailed comedian Bill Cosby, and set the funnyman free. Kava...
Immediately following the Senate Judiciary Committee's confirmation of Mr. Kavanaugh, Senate investigators are urging caution. A new witness, Sister Rose, has appeared from the past, in support of Mr. Kavanaugh, and just in time for the complete...
The Brett Kavanaugh episode took an unexpected new twist this afternoon, when the besieged Supreme Court nominee called a character witness to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee - British actor John Thaw (deceased), star of the 1991-1995 IT...
President Trump signed an executive order, bypassing the confirmation process, and placing the former actor as judge for life on the nation's highest judiciary body. "I like rapists who win," said the serial perv, "not losers who let the victim ge...
ONLY IN AMERICA - Last Wednesday I submitted an article "I Am Anonymous" to The Spoof. My source, of course, Anonymous. In Anonymous' own words it was described how Anonymous is the most influential person on the planet! In the article, Anonymous als...
Did Donald Trump blackmail Justice Anthony Kennedy out of his Supreme Court seat because of his son Justin Kenndy? It seems Justin provided a one billion dollar building loan to Donald Trump while Justin was working for Deutsche Bank. (pronounced: Do...
The White House. 2 hours ago. President Donald Trump has chosen former Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme Court Roy Moore to replace retiring justice Anthony Kennedy, according to a reliable but anonymous source within the White House. The...
Now that a thoroughly balanced and non-partisan Supreme Court has upheld Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, I think it’s time that we amended the First Amendment to the Constitution. Hell, let’s just amend both parts of it, while we’re at it. “Congress s...
In a big win for the church of Satan, the Supreme Court ruled on Monday in favor of Trinity Lutheran Church v. Comer, the Church's case against the state of Missouri. The case involved discrimination by the state in giving out publicly funded grants.
Sparking yet another constitutional crisis, President Trump has fired the Supreme Court and assembled a panel of current and former American Idol judges to rubber stamp his Cinco de Mayo ban and other controversial policies. Simon Cowell, Paris Hi...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...
Forget all about Neil Gorsuch, Donald Trump's previous pick to be a Supreme Court Justice, because Trump just fired Gorsuch and replaced him with an 88 year old former lawn mower repair man named Bubby Turf. Turf, who spent his entire career as a la...
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