Supreme Court - All School To Be Religious Schools - Public Safety Reasons

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 21 June 2022

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St. James' Catholic College is the perfect example

The Court, near the end of its term, ruled in a Southern Governors' case that all schools had to be religious schools.

"Public schools are inherently too dangerous for children, now and in the future-so for Public Safety Reasons, all states must mandate Religious schools only - said Justice Alito. This has nothing with most of us on the Court being religiously Conservative and favoring funding religious. schools.

“It is a Public Safety issue. With all these daily shooting, schools are dangerous. Guns are not the problem, public schools are. There have been no shootings in religious high schools, as they don't allow bullying."

Justice Amy Coney Barrett read the Opinion. She got so excited that she momentarily slipped into ‘Talking in Tongues’, (as at her church), and religiously writhed a bit at the podium-but she caught herself, and read the of the Opinion in an impeccable, professional manner.

Preachers and religious leaders were caught cavorting around their churches, singing 'We're in the Money', as the prospect of a massive new growth industry - all public schools being religious schools - became a reality.

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