In a great monotheistic religion like Christianity, it's important to have multiple gods. Along with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (should that be an Oxford comma or... is the whole thing meaningless anyway, so...?), the elders, patriarc…
He was British, but was he a killer? Under Religious laws of Christendom during the 1800 he may have been viewed as an innocent person by the church. "The Church of England never came out to condemn Jack's behavior," says historian Jason Welby.
Are single, childless women a tool of the devil? Several pastors from various churches – the Bleeding Heart of Jesus, Mother Mary Quite Contrary, the Agonizing and Seeping Wounds of God, and Snake Handlers ‘R Us – have all gotten together to form…
Hello, right-thinking Christian Americans … now that the GOP have a speaker with a mallet to pound and decree crazy shit … everything in the country is fine, just fine … nothing will ever go wrong on the Republican’s watch. Just forget all those pesk…
The Solstice belongs to us all. But the Christians stole it to grow their religion. After the Solstice - every day takes us closer to a beautiful Spring and Summer - and away from rain and snow. Here at the Olde Church we plant a tree every…
Lauren Boebert (god, not her again) has said to a kinda enthusiastic crowd (though the hand-clapping could’ve been added in later) that she is excited to be living in the times when Jesus Christ is gonna come back! This time for sure! Why do Ch…
Newt Gingrich (a guy named Newt … and this man is an authority on what exactly?) likes Herschel Walker ‘cuz of “his deep commitment to Christ”. A separation of church and state? These Reps aren’t even trying to pretend such a necessary divide exi…
Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…
With the Christians gaining power in America with their control of the Supreme Court and too many states and overturning good laws for something more Biblical (THOU SHALT NOT? Why not?), a lot of non-Christian Americans have embraced the Dark Lord (n…
Satan called me up yesterday (we’re old old friends) and was crying. “Hey, hey, Prince of Darkness, wassa matter, buddy?” He sobbed and sucked snot up his nose, then sobbed some more. I gave him time to settle down and talk. “The Supreme C…
Jesus went to the Synagogue all his life and prayed yearly to Jehovah in the Big Jewish Temple. Christians being a confused people - think he was a Christian. But have no idea when he became a Christian. Does this remind you of a fruitcake with nu…
Alabama is bringing a case to the Supreme Court. in the fall. Clarence Thomas has already given it the Nod - so the Court will affirm that Alabama has total Religious Freedom, as in the Original Constitution - (the one with legal slavery and no Votin…
It was developed by a wise yellar-skinned man who lived before Christ. Poor guy missed out on Christ's teachings-might have learned something. Anyway, sit quietly in a chair-breathe in your nose, down toward a relaxed stomach, and then breathe…
SIOUX CITY, Iowa – After following him like baby ducklings behind their mama, Evangelicals are now starting to wake up and see the full picture, the picture that has always been in front of their holier-than-thou countenances. And many of them are…
As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...
While stumbling drunk down a back alley on a Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, Zebediah Gibson of Nashville, Tennessee, unexpectedly became enlightened. "It was bizarre," sad Gibson of the unanticipated flash of radiance that hit him in the for...
While not opposed to celebrating baby Jesus’s birthday, six-year-old Liam Fitzpatrick of St. Augustine, Florida, stated that, overall, he prefers Santa Claus to Jesus. “With Santa Claus, I get to make a whole list, and I usually get a lot of what...
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