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Funny story: Christianity to get a brand new shiny god

Christianity to get a brand new shiny god

In a great monotheistic religion like Christianity, it's important to have multiple gods. Along with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (should that be an Oxford comma or... is the whole thing meaningless anyway, so...?), the elders, patriarc…

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Funny story: Jack The Ripper was a Knights Templar

Jack The Ripper was a Knights Templar

He was British, but was he a killer? Under Religious laws of Christendom during the 1800 he may have been viewed as an innocent person by the church. "The Church of England never came out to condemn Jack's behavior," says historian Jason Welby.

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Funny story: Childless, Single Women Are Satan’s Big Tools!

Childless, Single Women Are Satan’s Big Tools!

Are single, childless women a tool of the devil? Several pastors from various churches – the Bleeding Heart of Jesus, Mother Mary Quite Contrary, the Agonizing and Seeping Wounds of God, and Snake Handlers ‘R Us – have all gotten together to form…

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Funny story: A New National Anthem Happy Song to Make Everyone Happy Again

A New National Anthem Happy Song to Make Everyone Happy Again

Hello, right-thinking Christian Americans … now that the GOP have a speaker with a mallet to pound and decree crazy shit … everything in the country is fine, just fine … nothing will ever go wrong on the Republican’s watch. Just forget all those pesk…

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Funny story: The Winter Solstice, December 21st, is the Holiday for All People on Earth

The Winter Solstice, December 21st, is the Holiday for All People on Earth

The Solstice belongs to us all. But the Christians stole it to grow their religion. After the Solstice - every day takes us closer to a beautiful Spring and Summer - and away from rain and snow. Here at the Olde Church we plant a tree every…

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Funny story: Kill ‘Em All to Make Jesus Happy

Kill ‘Em All to Make Jesus Happy

Lauren Boebert (god, not her again) has said to a kinda enthusiastic crowd (though the hand-clapping could’ve been added in later) that she is excited to be living in the times when Jesus Christ is gonna come back! This time for sure! Why do Ch…

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Funny story: All Media to Become Christian in the New Extremist USA

All Media to Become Christian in the New Extremist USA

Newt Gingrich (a guy named Newt … and this man is an authority on what exactly?) likes Herschel Walker ‘cuz of “his deep commitment to Christ”. A separation of church and state? These Reps aren’t even trying to pretend such a necessary divide exi…

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Funny story: God Likes Pussy, But Not Head

God Likes Pussy, But Not Head

Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…

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Funny story: Everybody’s Gettin’ Satan!

Everybody’s Gettin’ Satan!

With the Christians gaining power in America with their control of the Supreme Court and too many states and overturning good laws for something more Biblical (THOU SHALT NOT? Why not?), a lot of non-Christian Americans have embraced the Dark Lord (n…

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Funny story: Satan Wept ... Poor Little Guy

Satan Wept ... Poor Little Guy

Satan called me up yesterday (we’re old old friends) and was crying. “Hey, hey, Prince of Darkness, wassa matter, buddy?” He sobbed and sucked snot up his nose, then sobbed some more. I gave him time to settle down and talk. “The Supreme C…

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Funny story: Christ Born a Jew, Lived a Jew, Died a Jew - Let Us Christians and 'Supremes' Pray To Him

Christ Born a Jew, Lived a Jew, Died a Jew - Let Us Christians and 'Supremes' Pray To Him

Jesus went to the Synagogue all his life and prayed yearly to Jehovah in the Big Jewish Temple. Christians being a confused people - think he was a Christian. But have no idea when he became a Christian. Does this remind you of a fruitcake with nu…

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Funny story: Supreme Court - In Fall - To Rule For Prayer in School - But Only Christian Prayer

Supreme Court - In Fall - To Rule For Prayer in School - But Only Christian Prayer

Alabama is bringing a case to the Supreme Court. in the fall. Clarence Thomas has already given it the Nod - so the Court will affirm that Alabama has total Religious Freedom, as in the Original Constitution - (the one with legal slavery and no Votin…

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Funny story: Are you a Tired Christian? Try That There Pagan Breath Awareness

Are you a Tired Christian? Try That There Pagan Breath Awareness

It was developed by a wise yellar-skinned man who lived before Christ. Poor guy missed out on Christ's teachings-might have learned something. Anyway, sit quietly in a chair-breathe in your nose, down toward a relaxed stomach, and then breathe…

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Funny story: Many Evangelicals Are Now Admitting That President Trump Needs to be Put in a Home

Many Evangelicals Are Now Admitting That President Trump Needs to be Put in a Home

SIOUX CITY, Iowa – After following him like baby ducklings behind their mama, Evangelicals are now starting to wake up and see the full picture, the picture that has always been in front of their holier-than-thou countenances. And many of them are…

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Funny story: Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

While stumbling drunk down a back alley on a Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, Zebediah Gibson of Nashville, Tennessee, unexpectedly became enlightened. "It was bizarre," sad Gibson of the unanticipated flash of radiance that hit him in the for...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

While not opposed to celebrating baby Jesus’s birthday, six-year-old Liam Fitzpatrick of St. Augustine, Florida, stated that, overall, he prefers Santa Claus to Jesus. “With Santa Claus, I get to make a whole list, and I usually get a lot of what...

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