WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Black Supreme Court justice who insists that he's really white has just been shocked out of his black judge's robe.
Clarence Leroy Thomas, who is 74, but looks 94, has just found out from his landscaper, that his wife of 35 years, Gina Tina Muckity-Thomas, has filed divorce papers with the Baltimore Department of Divorces.
The divorce statute states that Ms. Muckity-Thomas has gotten fed up with the fact that Claro, as she calls him, is constantly speaking in ebonics, but at the same time he swears that he isn't really black, and that his father was born in Finland and his mother was born in Greenland.
Thomas recently told Anderson Cooper that he does not like the NBA, rap music, grape soda, Kevin Hart movies, moon pies, Beyonce, hip hop music, and Ripple Wine.
Meanwhile, 'Boom Boom News' is reporting that if Claro Thomas is white then Shaquille O'Neal is anorexic.
