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Funny story: The Ugly Truth About Right Wingers

The Ugly Truth About Right Wingers

Steve Bannon. Nigel Farage. Geert Wilders. Jacob Rees Mogg. Every one of them is as ugly on the outside as their dead black souls are on the inside. Why should that be? Does a lack of attractiveness lead to bitterness, hate, and the dark side of politics? Or does a desire for racial purity ironically lead to a hideous appearance? Geoff Article of TheSpoof investigates. There have been a numb...

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Funny story: The Not Nasty Other C-Word: Clueless

The Not Nasty Other C-Word: Clueless

So, let’s get this straight. Steve Bannon called Trump’s older daughter, according to Michael Wolff’s book Fire And Fury, “Dumb as a brick.” No mention was made of that negative description. No outrage there. Doesn’t mean everyone silently agreed.

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Funny story: Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Palm Beach, FL--At his Mar-a-Lago Resort Donald Trump was awarded the Stable Genius Award, by its former recipient, Sarah Palin, at a ceremony attended by hundreds of Trump supporters who were there, purportedly, to Make America Smart Again. On re...

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Funny story: Big Bad Wolff At The White House

Big Bad Wolff At The White House

While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...

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Funny story: Alabama Voters"Not Quite as Creeped Out" by Roy Moore After Watching Steve Bannon

Alabama Voters"Not Quite as Creeped Out" by Roy Moore After Watching Steve Bannon

Mobile, AL - After viewing news reports featuring a speech by former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon at a campaign rally in support of U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore, many Alabamians interviewed afterward said they were not quite as distur...

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Funny story: Bannon Calls for Boycott of Pledge of Allegiance

Bannon Calls for Boycott of Pledge of Allegiance

The boycott of the National Anthem by some NFL players has gained an unexpected ally. Steve Bannon, formerly of the White House staff and once again head of Breitbart News, announced today that he would no longer participate in recital of the Pledge...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

In breaking news on CNN tonight, the network is reporting that an anonymous source has told Anderson Cooper that President Donald Trump fired Stephen Bannon this morning via Tweet. Thousands of Trump supporters who originally backed Trump because of...

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Funny story: Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

NEW YORK--The long running morning show Fox and Fiends announced today that it is welcoming, as its new morning co-host, Satan, the Commander-in-Chief of Hell. Enthused Steve Doocy about the new co-host: "We're really excited to have Satan as our...

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Funny story: King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...

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Funny story: Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...

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Funny story: In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

In a Parting Gesture of Good Will, President Barack Obama Issues President-elect Donald Trump an Authentic Birther Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In a ceremony today at the White House, President Barack Obama issued an authentic Birther Certificate, signed and certified by Chief White House Strategist and Wife Beater Steven Bannon and White Nationalist Richard Spencer. T...

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Funny story: Trump's Chief Says Hard Not To Throw Nazi Salute

Trump's Chief Says Hard Not To Throw Nazi Salute

In an effort to explain the meaning of the term alt.right, Steve Bannon, the Trump White House Chief of Staff, explained the term. When Bannon headed Brietbart.com, who championed the alt.right, it was a kind of cesspool for neo-Nazis, anti-Semites,...

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Funny story: Trump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK

Trump's Chief Jokes About Gays, Nazis, Jews, KKK

It didn't take a clairvoyant to predict that the press would almost instantly normalize President-elect Donald Trump since they had already normalized him when he was a candidate. After a 60 Minutes interview, Lesley Stahl declared him "more subdued...

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Funny story: Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

Bannon Karaoke Video and Dream Journal Released

It's been a rough week for Steve Bannon: Breitbart News executive chairman, Trump's campaign CEO, and not overly female-friendly champion of white nationalism. The week started well. President-elect Donald Trump named Steve Bannon as his chief adviso...

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