President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 18 December 2020

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According to Trump, there will soon be a "For Sale" sign on the White House lawn.

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Trump traveled to Baltimore to see a hair specialist about getting some much-needed hair implants.

It’s no secret that his hair is getting thinner and thinner with each 50 lies that he tells.

Even his wife, Melania, has told him that he needs to start putting sun block on his head, so it doesn’t end up looking like he rubbed tomato juice on his skull.

While he was in town, a local reporter for Channel 101’s Eyewitness News asked him if he was all packed and ready to leave the White House.

He angrily replied that he does not plan to vacate, and added that he is in the process of having the place put on the market.

When told that he had no right to sell something that belongs to the American people, he explained that, since he is still president, he can sell whatever the hell he wants to sell, including the Statue of Liberty, the Grand Canyon, and Yankee Stadium.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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