BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just learned from an inside source, that after 101 years, the Orioles may be leaving Baltimore. SBID reporter Dottie Bazooka spoke with the O’s concession manager Guido Lasagna, who…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency, Ivanka Trump has never felt more embarrassed than she is now after being stopped and frisked by police. The human, middle aged “Barbie Doll” told her BFF Staniquisha Jef…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Trump traveled to Baltimore to see a hair specialist about getting some much-needed hair implants. It’s no secret that his hair is getting thinner and thinner with each 50 lies that he tells. Even his wife,…
BALTIMORE – The all-girl band known as the Dixie Chicks were in Baltimore visiting the Baltimore Orioles Baseball Museum and having Pelican Pizza, which the girls fell in love with several years ago. While in town, they were asked by a reporter fo...
While President Trump continued his tweet storm against rep Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore, a local organization called Really Attentive Tactics (RAT) did a survey, the results of which disclosed the majority of rats in Baltimore view the...
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...
BALTIMORE, MD - Baltimore Mayor, Democrat Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, will not seek re-election in 2016, but she announced that she will be seeking the office of President of the United States. Rawlings-Blake (D) "led" the city during unrest followi...
Out of an abundance of caution, a nuclear weapon was detonated in Baltimore after days of angry protests and riots crippled the city and damaged several properties. Working together, the local police and National Guard decided an atomic bomb was the...
BALTIMORE - People are always saying that there is nothing new under the sun, but Durango Tucker, a writer with National Focus Magazine has just come across a new story. Tucker spoke to Baltimore hair stylist Ruby Shimashanski, 41, about her pecul...
HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...
BALTIMORE - Word coming out of the home of The Preakness is that Kentucky Derby winner, Orb may not be entered to race in the second jewel of the Triple Crown race. Orb's owner Stuart "Horsey" Janney said that he was told by Orb's nutritionist ide...
BALTIMORE - Reports coming out of the Maryland city that is famous for its orioles have a lot of office workers quite upset and literally fit to be tied. The city council has decided to do away with the age old tradition of Casual Friday, in which...
Sky Atlantic has commissioned a gritty new detective series which promises to break the mould as far as stereotyping in US TV cop shows is concerned. Marmite and Whitebread are two tough, ambitious cops who have been thrown together by the top bra...
BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up. The robber who has been identified as Barnw...
Baltimore, Md - A major water main break in Baltimore causing the release of tens of thousands of gallons of water has sparked a fury of baptisms at the sight of the break. Holy Brood Baptist Church pastor, Leroy Dwayne Johnson, has stated that hu...
Baltimore MD: Construction has finally begun, after much controversy over the route, on the light rail system known as the Baltimore Red Line. Initial operations started with a Tunnel Boring Machine (TBM) excavating an underground section of the l...
Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council had considered a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags. Activists had proposed substitutes, such as paper bags, reusing existing bags or a city tax of five cents per plastic bag. Bowing to...
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