BILLINGSGATE POST: As part of the transition between administrations, if Biden should win the presidency, Irma and Irina (last names redacted), a Russian hooker tag team, hope to be invited to pee on Sleepy Joe Biden’s bed; a tradition that started beginning with the Trump victory four years ago.
Although Irma and Irina were disappointed that the initial report of them peeing on Donald Trump’s hotel bed in Moscow, promulgated by British agent Michael Steele, was largely discounted, they believe that their credentials are impeccable.
In a no-nonsense statement issued by Vladimir Putin yesterday, it appears that they have his backing:
“Irma and Irina were handpicked by me for this job. To promote the close relationship I have with American presidents, I would hope that this becomes an integral part of their election tradition.”
Slim: “Part of me wants to say that this is bogus; but what the Hell....”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. If credibility were an issue, neither of us would survive.”