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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious After Seeing The Photo of Her Husband Kissing Hope Hicks on the Lips

Melania Trump Is Furious After Seeing The Photo of Her Husband Kissing Hope Hicks on the Lips

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly respected White House insider has informed Rachel Maddow of MSNBC, that First Lady Melania Trump hit the roof when she was shown the photo of her husband kissing Hope Hicks on the mouth. She reportedly c…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Reveals That President Trump Gave Her The Coronavirus

Hope Hicks Reveals That President Trump Gave Her The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hope Hicks has come out and revealed that she got the Coronavirus from President Trump, and not the other way around, as Fox News, Donald Trump, and Kimberly Guilfoyle are claiming. Hope spoke with Vodka Vermicel…

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Funny story: Air Force One Has Covid-19

Air Force One Has Covid-19

Like Typhoid Annie, Air Force One has become a spreader of Covid-19. Step inside the 747, and you are bound to catch it. The plane is an enclosed environment with air conditioning circulating the virus. Masks, on Air Force One, are frowned upon, so s…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump’s Closest Adviser Hope Hicks Is Taking a Break

President Donald Trump’s Closest Adviser Hope Hicks Is Taking a Break

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - A White House staff member, who spoke to iRumors, on condition of anonymity, said that Trump’s closest adviser, Hope Hicks, has tested positive for the Trumpapalooza virus. The staff member said that, lately, the…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Announce The Results of His Coronavirus Test After He Releases His Tax Returns

President Trump Says He Will Announce The Results of His Coronavirus Test After He Releases His Tax Returns

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Baltimore Implier Journal is reporting that President Trump is now in quarantine because of the Coronavirus. Trump told the news media that he has just been tested, and he will release the results of the Covi…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

CHICAGO – (Fake News) - Former White House communications director Hope Hicks was visiting the Windy City, where she had an appointment with her gynecologist. All week the news media has been speculating that Miss Hicks may be with child. And the…

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Funny story: A White House Insider Predicts That Hope Hicks Will Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump

A White House Insider Predicts That Hope Hicks Will Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source, who knows President and Mrs. Trump very well, has just made a prediction that could come true sometime in 2021. The source told Fox News that he or she truly believes Melania will divorce her husband, on gr…

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Funny story: Anti-Trump Evangelicals From The Crop Rotating State of Iowa Speak Out About Their Former Messiah Donald J. Trump

Anti-Trump Evangelicals From The Crop Rotating State of Iowa Speak Out About Their Former Messiah Donald J. Trump

Corn Shuck, Iowa – A group of very devoted evangelicals, who had been blindly following President Donald Trump, met at a Knights of Ponce De Leon Meeting Hall. The spokesperson of the group, who said his name was Marco Polo, stated that they have...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...

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Funny story: President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The president was in Annapolis visiting his favorite former White House staffer, Hope Hicks. Hicks, who was Trump’s chief White House counselor, suddenly resigned her position on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, at 2:30 am under...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Funny story: The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The beleaguered Trump administration has been coming under increased pressure of late regarding the behavior of the eponymously named White House staff secretary mentioned in the poorly written title above. While the official story had recently revol...

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Funny story: I am Trump's Mistress

I am Trump's Mistress

Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress. I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop. I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out. You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...

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