WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to Lottie Bungaloo with The United Americana News Agency, the person who Donald Trump once told was going to be his fourth wife, has thrown the perverted racist former boss underneath the bus; and not a si…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Rock Paper Scissors Studios in association with Touch Rock Films will be producing a vampire motion picture titled "The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Caste." Starring in the Monteverdi Bros (Amaretto and Staccato) film wi…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - It's no secret that the Trumptard once told his top advisor Hope Hicks that one day he would divorce Melania, marry her, and make her the fourth Mrs. Donald Trump. And Hope, who is gorgeously stunning, actually believed…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Papaya Bamboo, with Tabloid Today, managed to land the first exclusive interview with former Trump advisor and girlfriend Hope Hicks. Right off the bat, Hicks was asked if she is still seeing the Trumptard. “Oh yes,…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just reported that Donald Trump (aka The Pussy Grabber) was spotted with long-time girlfriend Hope Hicks at a local McDonalds in Brooklyn. Reporter Stormy Coin said she saw the amoristic couple dining…
The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle. TWEETS FROM REPUBLICANS TWEET #1: DONALD TR…
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has put out that DJT (Trump) recently purchased a home for his former chief adviser/girlfriend Hope Hicks in the ritzy-as-the-dickens the Hamptons. Trump, as usual used his same old excuse,…
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle, with The National Rumblings News Agency stated that one of Trump’s personal masseuses told her that Trump has decided to dedicate himself to just three of his girlfriends; Maria Bartiromo, Marjorie…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The rumors swirling around Baltimore are that former White House aide to the one-term president Donald John Trump, Hope Hicks, has confided to her hairdresser that she wants to have DJT’s baby in the worst way. One has…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The most famous White House intern in history has told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she wants for the former disgraced president, Donald J. Trump to stop texting her and telling her that she has the sweetest, most…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s long-time hairstylist Francois "FiFi" Flambeau, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and revealed that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania, confided to him that he really and truly regrets…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian. According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, b…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump flew into Baltimore to get a root canal done. And as he was leaving the dentist’s office, he was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo, if he is ever going to admit that he lost the presidential el…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Rumorland News, the former first lady, Melania Trump, 51, reveals lots of embarrassing details about her husband, in her upcoming tell-all book titled, “No One Knows Donaldo Like I Do – The Damn Truth Abou…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has confirmed Rudy Giuliani’s story that Trump actually faked having the COVID-19 virus. Old Bug-Eyed Rudy told BBN that he, Ted Cruz, and Sara “Sponge Cake” Huckabee Sanders concocted the whole d…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…
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