She said yes, but with exceptions. No kissing. (She can still taste Donald Senior’s double-bubble-trouble gum.) No hugging. (Stormy doesn’t know where Eric has been. He looks like a virgin, but looks can be … could you imagine anyone having sex…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - According to the highly reputable American Research Group, the new Stormy Daniels Mouthwash is flying off the shelves faster than a toupee in a tornado. When our reporters reached out to Stormy for comment, she said…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - In a shocking revelation, Stormy Daniels, the woman who was paid $130,000 hush money by former President Donald Trump, claims that Trump tried to bribe her with $20,000 to say that they never ate Minnesota pickles togethe…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - The "talented" and "witty" Stormy "Hot Legs" Daniels is reveling in the downfall of the notorious "Mar-a-Lago Liar," who is now squirming like a worm on a hot rock. The sassy actress and adult film star, who famously e…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Stormy Daniels has just stated that she has had it with the the Orange Whale with the puny, tiny, little toddler member (Donald "The Tweet Creep" Trump. The hot, sexy, blonde bombshell has had to place a restraining…
MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that she recently texted with Stormy "The Blonde Babe" Daniels. Fajita said that Stormy told her that she has never been happier for two reasons, (1) The damn…
Celebrity News: Once upon a time, Creme Eggs only appeared in shops at Easter. Stormy Daniels just brought them up to a new level- "Bam!!!" A witty entrepreneur Daniels marketed the eggs under her famous name and called them Délicieuse Me'. No…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The blonde sexpot, who says that it finally took a woman to bring the perverted, racist down to his big bloated knees says she could not be happier. Stormy Oralia Daniels told BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, that she k…
Stormy Daniels has thrown her hat into the presidential ring! Maybe not for 2024, but whatever comes next, she will bring The Storm! She’s tired of playing second banana. She took down a president, which has given her a yuge dose of power, making…
The celebrity porn actress Stormy Daniels abruptly announced on Tuesday that she's retiring from the spotlight, sending the porn world into a meltdown. "The politics, the lies, and false narratives finally got me!" she wrote in her Instagram post…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the writers for Daily Drama, Cinderella St. Lamb says that there is no one in America who is happier that the goofy, talkative, lying fella is FINALLY going to have his big, puffy, butt sitting in Sing Sing Pris…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Who could forget the timeless hit "Stormy" by the band The Classics IV, that rocked the airwaves in 1968? Thanks to the resurgence of Donald J. Erasmus Trump's funtime friend, Stormy Daniels, the song is back on the char…
When it comes to 21st century politics, one literally does not know what to believe so we are passing along some stories that we have heard about the impending Trump indictment and are working to track down additional information. As many of you…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Everyone in the "Blue State" of Massachusetts is happier than a beaver in a wooden bowling pin factory. And the reason is due to the fact that after years and years justice will finally be served when the most evil, hatefu…
In a desperate move to stall the prosecution of Donald Trump for paying hush money to a porn star he had unsafe sex with four months after his third wife gave birth to his third son, Speaker of the House and a buddy of Trump, Kevin McCarthy sent a le…
BILLINGSGATE POST: With the pending indictment and arrest of Donald Trump for paying off frumpy porn actress Stormy Daniels stirring the current news cycle, Shanghai City Attorney, Wun Hung Low, announced that he was preparing to indict Joe Biden fo…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump and Stormy Daniels both agree that on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being high and 1 being low, "Baby Fingers" Trump barely registers a 1, and that he's not exactly a champion in the "wink-wink" department.
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