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Funny story: Hope Hicks Says The President Has Texted Her 291 Times Since The Election Polls Closed on Tuesday

Hope Hicks Says The President Has Texted Her 291 Times Since The Election Polls Closed on Tuesday

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who is very close to Trump’s chief adviser, and reputed inamorata, Hope Hicks, claims that Hicks said that the president is extremely depressed and may end up hurting himself. Hicks reveale…

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Funny story: Don Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does

Don Lemon Says That There is Just No Way That A Straight Man Can Hate Women as Much as President Trump Does

NEW YORK CITY – CNN host Don “Rainbow” Lemon recently told fellow host Chris Cuomo that he has never known a man who hates women more than President Trump does. He pointed out that POTUS hates Senator Elizabeth Warren, Michigan Governor Gretchen W…

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Funny story: A Hacker Hacks Into President Trump’s Campaign Website And Reveals Very Revealing Secrets

A Hacker Hacks Into President Trump’s Campaign Website And Reveals Very Revealing Secrets

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Political Salad Bar Magazine has stated that a computer hacker has hacked into President Trump’s campaign website. A private computing anti-hacking company told PSBM that the hacker is extremely professional, and was ab…

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Funny story: President Trump is Now Claiming That Eating McDonalds French Fries is Really What Cured Him of the Coronavirus

President Trump is Now Claiming That Eating McDonalds French Fries is Really What Cured Him of the Coronavirus

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – The president spoke before a totally maskless crowd of 218 supporters, who cheered his every word, including 7 times when he sneezed, and 73 times when he coughed. One front row audience member was overheard…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During a White House press conference, President Trump was asked by a reporter with iNews about the rumor that he has contracted a sexually transmitted disease. The President turned four shades of orange, and ang…

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Funny story: Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow

Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - President Trump was thrilled to see so many supporters at his last Trump Campaign Hate Rally. He looked out at the crowd, which he estimated to be between one and two million, and gave them all a thumbs-…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong–un Has Endorsed Donald Trump

North Korean Leader Kim Jong–un Has Endorsed Donald Trump

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Kim News has just announced that Kim Jong-un has informed the Korean people that he is endorsing his political BFF Donald J. Trump. The chubby dictator, Kim Jong-un, not President Trump, said…

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Funny story: Joe Biden’s Campaign Team Has Invited Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to Sit in The Front Row at The Presidential Debate

Joe Biden’s Campaign Team Has Invited Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to Sit in The Front Row at The Presidential Debate

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Democratic presidential candidate and the champion of the working class, Joe Biden, flew to his home town to pick up some more clean clothes. While in Dover, he spoke with a reporter with the Vox Populi News Agenc…

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Funny story: President Trump is Thrilled That The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band Has Written a Song For His Campaign Rallies

President Trump is Thrilled That The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band Has Written a Song For His Campaign Rallies

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – President Trump’s favorite musical band has just informed him that they have written a campaign song for him to use at all of his campaign pep rallies. Cyrus Flick, who plays fiddle with the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin- Ba…

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin and Kate Upton To Star In A Movie Based On The Book By Stormy Daniels

Alec Baldwin and Kate Upton To Star In A Movie Based On The Book By Stormy Daniels

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The word filtering out of LaLaLand is that President Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin and Big-Size Woman model Kate Upton, have just signed to star in a motion picture based on the book by Donald Trump strumpet Stormy Danie…

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Funny story: Steve Bannon, Former Chief Adviser to President Trump, Arrested for Allegedly Embezzling $25 Million From Trump University

Steve Bannon, Former Chief Adviser to President Trump, Arrested for Allegedly Embezzling $25 Million From Trump University

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The man who once had more influence on President Trump, except, of course, for Ivanka, has been taken into custody. Steve “The Face” Bannon has been charged with 17 counts of lying about lots of things including the…

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels' BFF Says That Every Word in Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book About Stormy and Donald Trump is Right on the Money

Stormy Daniels' BFF Says That Every Word in Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book About Stormy and Donald Trump is Right on the Money

LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) - There is perhaps no one who knows Stormy Daniels better than Windy Winnebago. Windy, who has some connections through the book’s publishing company, was able to obtain the Cohen book titled “Disloyal – The Truth a…

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Funny story: Michael Cohen’s New Tell-All Book on President Trump Will Have Him Squirming Like a Prostitute in Church

Michael Cohen’s New Tell-All Book on President Trump Will Have Him Squirming Like a Prostitute in Church

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no book in the history of books, that will be read by more people than Michael Cohen’s expose on President Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Cohen told CNN’s Anderson Cooper th…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - Joe Biden told CBS News that he is extremely proud of his brand new running mate Kamala Harris. The veteran politician from California is really and truly liked, because unlike Trump, lying isn’t one of her necessa…

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Funny story: President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Schools Must Reopen

Donald Trump Says Schools Must Reopen

Donald Trump is the same guy who had his sister do his homework, and a friend take his SAT exams. During the 2016 election, he had Vladimir Putin heave him over the Electoral College vote count to get him into the White House. Trump even cheated on h…

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Explains Why She Refers To Donald Trump as a Planetary Lover

Stormy Daniels Explains Why She Refers To Donald Trump as a Planetary Lover

LOS ANGELES – The woman who was paid $131,265 hush money by the President's attorney, Michael Cohen, has just revealed why she said that Donald J. Trump was a “Planetary Lover”. Stormy spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors, and told her that "Spa…

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