WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that an inside Trump assistant overheard the first lady telling the President not to be a pussy when he loses.
Melania went on to say that he has loved dishing out his shit, and now, when America speaks and Biden kicks his orange ass, he better find a way to grow some balls and take it like the man that he has never been.
Vox Populi commented that even the President’s pride and joy, Ivanka, the White House middle-aged Barbie, has told her brothers Goofy and Drugy that they better start packing, so the Trump Klan can head on back north to Manhattan, where they effen belong.
Meanwhile, Trump told “Puppet Boy” Sean Hannity that if he loses, he is going to blame it on LeBron James, Robert De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Anthony Scaramucci, Colin Kaepernick, and the Golden State Warriors.
