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Funny story: Iowa Evangelicals Demand That The Word 'Fuck' Be Banned

Iowa Evangelicals Demand That The Word 'Fuck' Be Banned

DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) – Thousands of Iowa evangelicals have made it known that they are sick and tired of so many of its citizens using the word “fuck” or its derivatives such as “fuck it”, or “that’s fucked up”, or “Trump’s a ‘fucking’ as…

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Funny story: President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…

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Funny story: President Trump, The Lame Duck President, Says He's Planning on Invading Iran, Iraq, or Iceland

President Trump, The Lame Duck President, Says He's Planning on Invading Iran, Iraq, or Iceland

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the President hates that everyone knows he's the biggest loser since Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arapio. Trump cannot stand that he could not cheat his way onto a second term, although he…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Now The Latest Person To Write a Tell-All Book on President Trump

Melania Trump Is Now The Latest Person To Write a Tell-All Book on President Trump

WASHINGTON, D. C. – With President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael Bolton; his niece, Mary Trump; his former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen; and a White House cook, all writing tell-all books on him, it’s no wonder that First Lady,…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter. He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned th…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss

Donald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Chris Wallace, with Fox News, has opined that the 74-year-old president of the United States is acting like a damn spoiled brat child. Wallace remarked that Trump the Chump cannot stand that the good, kind Americ…

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Funny story: Rudy QC and Eric PI, special agents

Rudy QC and Eric PI, special agents

Episode 1: The Case of the Stolen Election Scene 1 Rudy Guiliani and Eric Trump are in their car in a parking lot in downtown Philadelphia. Eric: Gee, Uncle Rudy, these corned beef sangwiches are delicious. Do you have any mustard? Rudy…

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Funny story: A White House Maid Has Revealed That President Trump Has Locked Himself In His Bedroom and Is Sobbing Uncontrollably

A White House Maid Has Revealed That President Trump Has Locked Himself In His Bedroom and Is Sobbing Uncontrollably

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Grandiose News Agency is reporting that the Trump family is very concerned about the President. A White House maid disclosed that she has personally heard the President sobbing like a banshee, in his locked b…

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Funny story: Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…

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Funny story: The President Secretly Tells Son Barron That He May Launch a Missile Towards China Just To Stir Things Up

The President Secretly Tells Son Barron That He May Launch a Missile Towards China Just To Stir Things Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect 14-year-old Barron Trump has said that he is very concerned with the President’s mental state. The unnamed agent commented that Trump is doing some really stra…

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Funny story: President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

President Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Er…

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Funny story: China Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories

China Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories

SHANGHAI, China – (Satire News) – China’s Rice News Agency has revealed that President Trump is the sole owner of three fortune cookie factories. According to government records, the President purchased the three factories a mere two months after…

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Funny story: President Trump's Twitter Account Has Been Hacked by A Guatemalan Drug Cartel

President Trump's Twitter Account Has Been Hacked by A Guatemalan Drug Cartel

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency has discovered that President Trump’s personal Twitter account has been hacked by the infamous Tapachula Hombres Drug Cartel. The cartel, which is the biggest drug cartel in Central Americ…

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Funny story: Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA

Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Just when millions of people thought that no one could ever be meaner, nastier, and have more hate in their heart than Donald Trump, along comes his fake, blonde-haired daughter-in-law from Hell, Lara Trump. The 38-…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During a White House press conference, President Trump was asked by a reporter with iNews about the rumor that he has contracted a sexually transmitted disease. The President turned four shades of orange, and ang…

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Funny story: Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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