Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Sunday, 9 August 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: It has a nice ring to it: “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of The Year”. For Nancy Poozleosi, this award has ended a frustrating period in her life. She had been flying under the radar for months, not saying much since her churlish demonstration of what happens when you allow Donald Trump to rent space in your brain. She sure showed him, when she tore up his speech.

Whatever she is chewing needs to be analyzed, her cud or whatever. Her eyes, so sunken that they have been described as looking like 'two piss holes in a snow bank', are her most distinctive feature; unless you overlook her turkey neck and clapboard breasts.

Depravity doesn’t go quite far enough when describing her lifestyle. She has one freezer in her mansion dedicated solely to decadent ice creams. Living in San Francisco has its benefits. Having to dodge stepping on feces and needles makes one more agile when strutting through the House corridors.

It is likely that, someday, she will have her face memorialized on Mount Rushmore; that is, if they demolish Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt to make room for her stone face.

Slim: “I gather that Dr. B is not a fan of Nancy Poozleosi.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. She has a face only Marmaduke could love.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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