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Funny story: Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…

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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…

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Funny story: Cod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits

Cod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…

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Funny story: The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…

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Funny story: TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

BILLINGSGATE POST: “WTF!” The chances of hitting a populated area are small, but not zero. The Long March 5B rocket carrying China’s Tianhe space station from the Wenchang Space Launch Center in southern China on April 29, was carried out despite the…

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Funny story: A Herd of Angry Alaskan Sperm Whales Has Sunk a Norwegian Oil Tanker

A Herd of Angry Alaskan Sperm Whales Has Sunk a Norwegian Oil Tanker

THE ALEUTIAN ISLANDS (Alaska) – (Satire News) – The Seattle Exulter-Herald has divulged that a herd of seven sperm whales have sunk the Norwegian oil tanker The Sardine Queen, 27 miles off Eskimo Baby Island, located in Alaska's Aleutian Islands.

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Funny story: Kamala, Poozleosi and Biden: Two Jerks and a Squirt

Kamala, Poozleosi and Biden: Two Jerks and a Squirt

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Pantheon of fools, the Three Stooges were without peer. But that was nearly 80 years ago. Since then, they have been outshone and nearly forgotten as the years passed by. They were active from 1922 until 1970. Best remember…

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Funny story: Put Your Heels On My Shoulders: Kamala Harris Rides Again

Put Your Heels On My Shoulders: Kamala Harris Rides Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, currently riding shotgun and lady-in-waiting for Dementia Joe to blow out the candle, was known for using her feminine wiles to work her way up the ladder. Her fling with Willie Brown, while he was the…

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Funny story: Mayan Professor Predicts End Of World: “Will Not Survive Biden Administration”

Mayan Professor Predicts End Of World: “Will Not Survive Biden Administration”

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s not easy to predict the end of the world. Not just because no one will be around to validate the prediction, but because very few colleges offer courses on the subject. Other than La Fontaine College, the Harvard of the Carib…

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Funny story: Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris

Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala “Giggles” Harris have landed on Giggle-End’s Island (Washington), it’s not too farfetched to note the comparison of Sleepy Joe as Gilligan (Bob Denver) and Kamala as Ginger Grant played by sexp…

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Funny story: Jake Tapper Interviews Dog With Two Assholes

Jake Tapper Interviews Dog With Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview scheduled to be aired on Thursday, CNN’s Jake Tapper scores the first known interview of a dog with two assholes. The wily Tapper insisted that Joe Biden, along with his sidekick, Kamala “Breath” Harris, bring…

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Funny story: The NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics

The NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…

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Funny story: Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

Biden Seen Leaving Tomb: Claims To Have Suburban Mummy Vote

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pollsters who predicted Sleepy Joe Biden would get the suburban mummy vote were vindicated by reports that heavily-bandaged mummies were seen standing in line to cast their vote for the man who looks like he has spent the past 3,00…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CNN says that former television news show host Megyn Kelly is trying extremely hard to become relevant again, but she is falling flat on her frumpy, frowning face. Kelly, who once said that the tooth fairy was gay,…

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Funny story: Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House

Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath” Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…

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