Ricky Gervais is set to run simultaneously in America for president and Britain for prime minister, since he has dual citizenship. A publicist for the Hollywood elite says, “Ricky’s hot, he’s where it’s at, but Hollywood hates him because he keeps…
Gary Busey wants your vote! He’s wild and crazy, scary to look directly at sometimes with all those teeth (can I have a couple?), but he played Buddy Holly so that’s gotta be worth something. His press agent, Phil the Moxy, has said that Gary w…
WASHINGTON, D.C., Nov. 21 — In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House this morning, President Biden continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. While Forbes estimates that…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The iRumors News Agency is reporting that the President’s older sister, unlike him, does not lie. Retired Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry spoke with iRumors and revealed some very interesting details about her br…
NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are. The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – The black rap singer who has decided to run for the highest office in the land, has just told the political media that he has come up with a brand new fantastical, award-winning slogan. Many look at Kanye, as the black version of…
Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…
NEW YORK CITY – Mary Trump has always felt that she had the uncle from hell. As a little girl, she saw that he was nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical, pompous jerk, who had more respect for Adolf Hitler than he had for women; including hi…
BOGOTA, Colombia – The current president of Colombia, Ivan Duque Marquez, has just said that he will not run for re-election. He commented that he wants to retire from political office, and travel to such exotic places as Greenland, Iran, Newfound…
HOLLYWOOD – Hip-Hop Rapper Kanye West, who is married to Kim Kardashian, has just thrown his durag into the presidential ring, and stated that he wants to be the nation's second black president. Westy, as Tucker Carlson calls him, says that he is…
It may mean nothing at all whatsoever, but Washington, DC tongues have been set a-wagging in the capitol after a vanload of men in white suits turned up unannounced at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, and were shown inside by what looked like Secret Service...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Washington Globe Express is reporting that President Trump has just announced an update on the Coronavirus. He told the Globe Express that he is going to legally change the name of the virus from the foreign-sounding Corona...
School Was Pretty Stupid “No, I’m not cutting services, but I’m cutting spending. But I may cut Department of Education.” Available on Amazon Trump, you know, me, from October 2015. We need to fix our broken education system! There’s no failed...
Washington, D.C. - The impeachment trial of US president, Donald J. Trump has ended just a few minutes ago, with the verdict many political analysts said was "inevitable": that Mr. Trump was found to be impeachless, and was free to go about his busin...
Donald Trump's right hand index finger is to sue the small-handed, stone-cold loser Donald Trump for over-use. The angry digit, speaking in a far more statesmanlike way than its owner, said: 'Every time he wants to make another one of his moronic,...
Everyone knows President Trump has a deep relationship with all things television. Our reporter managed to set up an exclusive interview with the president and got the scoop on a major reveal. The president believes he is dreaming and one day will wa...
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