WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are. The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump recently met with his top advisers, Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Cyrus Monongahela, in the secondary Oval Office. He told them that, as he was non-stop tweeting at 3:45 am, he had a visionary vision about him...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Washington Globe Express is reporting that President Trump has just announced an update on the Coronavirus. He told the Globe Express that he is going to legally change the name of the virus from the foreign-sounding Corona...
The skeleton remains of Richard the III which were discovered in a Leicester car park during an archaeology dig and finally buried again at Leicester Cathedral, caught the imagination of the UK public. The discovery of the skeleton allowed experts...
A grossly overweight island ruler has warned nearby islands in the South Pacific that he is thinking of plunging into the sea three times this weekend. King Blubbablubba is King of Splishisplashi - a tiny island half-way between the Philippines an...
Once upon a time, there was a rich kingdom, whose wealth and power was widely admired and coveted. The king lived in a golden palace, ate meals from golden plates, and enjoyed golden showers daily. But enough of the cheap jokes. The king sent out heralds and emissaries to all known lands, proclaiming the greatness of his kingdom and offering friendship to whoever would welcome them. Most neighb...
In a shocking announcement to the world press last month, evidence was provided that suggested that Juan Carlos, reigning King of Spain, may not be the rightful heir to the throne. Another family closely connected to royal bloodline, a branch off the same familial tree if you will, has challenged the validity of Juan Carlos' reign. Regina Evita Rodriguez, matriarch of the Rodriguez family and...
San Antonio, Texas - His Most Christian Majesty, King Paul Emery Washington, Ruler of America, Protector of Canada, Lord of Mexico, Duke of Hawaii and the Pacific Isles, and Emperor of the Middle East, is alleged to be afflicted with Alzheimer's dise...
A team of unbiased UK archaeologists has uncovered what seem to be the remains of a medieval castle they believe was once known as 'Camelot'.
Harry, the 23-year-old royal claimant to the disputed Throne of England, is being withdrawn from the dust-up at Agincourt and redeployed to the frontlines at Hastings amid public concerns for his safety.
British readers across the United Kingdom were shocked this morning to hear that they had a King and that that King was advising them on economics.
Su Pollard, star of comedy classics Hi-De-Hi, and Oh, Dr Beeching has announced her bid to run as Mayor of London, against Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson.
Prince Charles today shocked the British public by endorsing a U.S. Presidential candidate and pledging several lesser known pieces of the Royal Crown Jewels to be auctioned as a fundraiser for American Ron Paul.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - LONDON - George Bush, wanting to assert himself as the new ruler of "Englund," today purchased the title of King from ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair. Georgie said that he wanted to to be sure his lover, "Toni,&quo...
BBC presenter Simon King has been mildly attacked by a rather small and sick female Cheetah.
In response to King David's article about using one's imagination to fix the image gallery, Armedus Chunksy took out alphabet magnets and began to play a spelling game on his refrigerator. He spelled moo cow, lollipop and other fun words. Aft...
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