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Funny story: Trump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993

Trump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was talking at his press conference about what a fantastically fantastic (his words) job he is doing in semi-dealing with the Coronavirus. One of the media reporters asked him about Nancy Pelosi alleging that he h...

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Funny story: A Government Watchdog is Reporting That President Trump Gave Trump Towers a Hefty Federal Bailout Check

A Government Watchdog is Reporting That President Trump Gave Trump Towers a Hefty Federal Bailout Check

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that it has uncovered a memo that shows that the Donald Trump-owned Trump Towers was recently given a federal stimulus bailout check. The check (USA #7881803) shows that it was issued on M...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president’s BFF, Sean Hannity, has just revealed that he had a very personal phone conversation with Trump. Hannity, who is the top anchorman at Fox News, reported that he was literally floored when his best friend informed...

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Funny story: Trump Wants The Media To Stop Showing That TV Ad That Clearly Proves That He Lies All of the Time

Trump Wants The Media To Stop Showing That TV Ad That Clearly Proves That He Lies All of the Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s chief lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just issued a stop-and-desist letter against the mainstream media, because they are putting out television ads that, although are true and totally accurate, are upsetting his clie...

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Funny story: This Book is All Wrong and I’m Suing (the last excerpt and triumphant conclusion to Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

This Book is All Wrong and I’m Suing (the last excerpt and triumphant conclusion to Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

This Book is All Wrong and I’m Suing When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon “Hey, wait a minute. That came out all wrong,” that was the first thing I said to myself after I r...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City

Melania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House are that first lady Melania Trump is not a very happy camper. An unnamed White House insider said that Melania has recently been looking at photographs of Trump Tower and she suddenly break...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...

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Funny story: Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...

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Funny story: Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...

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Funny story: A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...

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Funny story: Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years. The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when s...

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Funny story: FBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents

FBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents

New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use...

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Funny story: Secret Basement Dungeon Found in Trump Tower

Secret Basement Dungeon Found in Trump Tower

New York, NY A rental manager showing new tenants around the Trump Tower, took a wrong turn and ended up seeing a medieval type dungeon in the basement. "I was just showing the tenants around and was looking to show them the exercise room. We made...

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Funny story: Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...

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Funny story: Giant Pussy  Drop...Trump Tower...New Years Eve!

Giant Pussy  Drop...Trump Tower...New Years Eve!

In breaking news, the New York Times is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has scheduled a Giant Pussy Drop on New Years Eve at the Trump Towers.  The Times quoting the words of Attorney Joseph Welsh in the Army/McCarthy hearing...

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Funny story: Rats Overrun Trump Tower

Rats Overrun Trump Tower

Mirroring the Trump presidency, the population of rats at Trump Tower has exploded in recent weeks after the unusually warm weather this winter. One tenant spoke to this reporter anonymously as she feared retaliation from Donald Trump and his army...

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Funny story: Santa Struggles To Deliver Enough Coal To Trump Towers On Christmas Eve

Santa Struggles To Deliver Enough Coal To Trump Towers On Christmas Eve

An inside source in Santa's workshop, namely Mrs. Claus, has revealed that Jolly Saint Nick will have the unenviable task of delivering tons of coal to Trump Towers this Christmas. Mrs. Claus, or Karma as she like to be called, talked to this repo...

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