In shock news that is almost certain to keep other less interesting though equally worthless news off the front pages this morning, it's been alleged that President Donald Trump has been seen holding hands with FOX News political commentator and talk show host, Sean Hannity, in a park.
The allegations come from an unknown source, and their credibility paper-thin, but it's only The Spoof, and as long as words follow words, with a few celebrity names thrown in to capture views from gullible readers who don't realise it's fake news, it's fine.
There's also a minimum 100-word requirement, and that's 101.
