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Funny story: Donald Trump Admits To Sean Hannity That He Is No Longer a Bedwetter

Donald Trump Admits To Sean Hannity That He Is No Longer a Bedwetter

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump called in to the Sean Hannity Show with some great news. The ex-president said that his personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi had texted him that he has finally regained control of his out-of-control bladder.

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – The fella who knocked King Sean Hannity out of the Fox News #1 spot, has remarked that he totally denies all of the recent rumors that he was caught with $35,000 in counterfeit $5 bills. Carlson told Ipso Facto New…

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Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

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Funny story: The Jimmy Kimmel – Sean Hannity Feud Has Turned Very Nasty

The Jimmy Kimmel – Sean Hannity Feud Has Turned Very Nasty

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The first Kimmel-Hannity feud ended two years ago, but Fox News second banana, Sean Hannity has rekindled it by saying that Jimmy Kimmel was actually born in Afghanistan. Kimmel fired back by saying that Sean is so damn…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a source within the White House, says that Trump is so upset and depressed that he has locked himself in the White House Bunker. Just before the president got inside t…

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Funny story: Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Tells President Trump To High-Tail It To Mexico Mucho Quicko

Sean Hannity Tells President Trump To High-Tail It To Mexico Mucho Quicko

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what many television news reporters are saying is an amazing development in The Trump Gone Bat Shit Crazy Saga, the President’s biggest supporter, bar none, has just given him some earth-shattering news. POTUS ma…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly, Who Has Been Fired More Times Than A Barbecue Grill, Has Just Become Trump's Number One Ass-Kisser

Megyn Kelly, Who Has Been Fired More Times Than A Barbecue Grill, Has Just Become Trump's Number One Ass-Kisser

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – INews has stated that the unemployed, 49-year-old fake blonde former television newscaster, Megyn Kelly, has suddenly come out of her rat hole, and jumped on the poor, poor, mistreated Donald Trump out-of-tune bandwago…

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Funny story: The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Boston Addresser Chronicle has reported that the entire Fox News building may have to be demolished due to a horrendous Coronavirus infestation. A Fox News insider said that some of the top employees including B…

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Funny story: President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – President Trump confided in his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he is finally seeing the writing on the wall. He remarked that he knows that his supporters are finally realizing what everyone else knew four years ago –…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump made a surprise appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News television show. He said that he is sick and tired of hearing that he received five military deferments due to his bone spur infections. The p…

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Funny story: President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President, in a phone call to Sean Hannity, said that, if the violence, the looting, and the anti-Trump chants do not stop in the Windy City, he will have no choice but to build a beautiful 10-foot tall wall aro…

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Funny story: The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Air Force One Captain Angus P. Pellakowski has admitted that he violated Air Force One policy by allowing an unqualified individual to fly the presidential plane. POTUS ended up flying Air Force One From Washington…

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Funny story: Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

NEW YORK CITY – (Television Satire) - Now that Ed Henry has been fired from Fox News for a medley of inappropriate sexual harassment charges, insiders are saying that Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson will soon be exiting the Fox revolving door as well…

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Funny story: Fox News Fires Ed Henry as Many Now Wonder if Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Next

Fox News Fires Ed Henry as Many Now Wonder if Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Next

NEW YORK CITY – Several former female employees at Fox News have hired high-profile attorneys, and are going to hammer the so-called “Fair & Balanced” news network. As many former viewers have pointed out, “Faux News” has never, ever been fair…

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Funny story: President Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell

President Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one. The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female p…

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