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Funny story: Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox

Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox

Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky - to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Groomin…

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Funny story: All the News That’s Fit to Ignore

All the News That’s Fit to Ignore

Fox News will not be covering the live January 6th hearings on Thursday, June 9th, 2022. Why not? ‘Cuz it ain’t news – now mind your own business! Fox News decides what is and what is not news. It says what’s fake, what’s real, what’s Democrat…

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos Says He's Going To Buy Fox News and Fire Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Greg Gutfeld and The Rest of The GOP Ass-Kissing Racist Clowns

Jeff Bezos Says He's Going To Buy Fox News and Fire Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Greg Gutfeld and The Rest of The GOP Ass-Kissing Racist Clowns

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that gazillionaire Jeff Bezos will be purchasing the GOP-leaning Fox News. A rep for Bezos stated that after purchasing Fox News, Bezos will immediately fire 99.94% of the Trump-lo…

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Funny story: The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a perfect example, of how someone can one day be on top of the world and the next day, be in the darkest cess pool imaginable meet Bill O'Reilly. Such is what happened to the man who was as arrogant, and as sarca…

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Funny story: Trump Begs Fox News To Please Keep Showing His Campaign Rallies – Fox Says No, Adding That He’s Just a “Has Been”

Trump Begs Fox News To Please Keep Showing His Campaign Rallies – Fox Says No, Adding That He’s Just a “Has Been”

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The network that once thought that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was the greatest leader since Adolf Hitler has changed their effing tune. And the two Foxers that are leading the charge are none other than Trump’s…

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Funny story: An Extremely Upset Geraldo Rivera Calls Fellow Fox News Hosts Who Are Vaccinated, Hypocrites For Telling Their Viewers To Not Get The Vaccine

An Extremely Upset Geraldo Rivera Calls Fellow Fox News Hosts Who Are Vaccinated, Hypocrites For Telling Their Viewers To Not Get The Vaccine

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Geraldo Rivera is one of the most respected employees at the GOP Fox network. Rivera never misses an opportunity to argue with his fellow Foxers, who most of the time end up looking silly-as-shit trying to go tit-fo…

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Funny story: Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

New Orleans - Fox News and former President Donald Trump attacked current President Biden and the Democrats for not preventing Hurricane Ida from coming ashore in Louisiana near New Orleans, causing extensive damage and power outages. Trump, who h…

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Funny story: CDC: "Covid Vax May Cure Baldness And Add Inches 'Elsewhere'"

CDC: "Covid Vax May Cure Baldness And Add Inches 'Elsewhere'"

The Center For Disease Control is said to be preparing a national campaign that suggests taking any available Covid-19 vaccine could help cure male pattern baldness and add length to the male organ. The hope is that just the possibility that could ha…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – The fella who knocked King Sean Hannity out of the Fox News #1 spot, has remarked that he totally denies all of the recent rumors that he was caught with $35,000 in counterfeit $5 bills. Carlson told Ipso Facto New…

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Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

So far there has been no confirmation that Mr. Carlson has been placed in a cell at Belmarsh Prison next to Julian Assange. White House Press Secretary Jenifer Psaki has said, “There are no such plans. At this time.” Mr. Carlson continues to br…

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Funny story: Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Breaking: Washington insiders report a dynamic new development in the affairs of Mr. Biden's health advisor, Anthony Fauci. Apparently, Dr. Fauci was considering time-off in Canada when border officials sequestered him at an EconoLodge motel for f…

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Funny story: A Fox News Insider Reports That Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro Can’t Stop Crying

A Fox News Insider Reports That Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro Can’t Stop Crying

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Fox News insider, who did not want her name disclosed (Laura Ingraham), informed Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle that Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro haven’t been able to stop sobbing ever since fellow Foxe…

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Funny story: Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…

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Funny story: President Trump Named “Asshole of The Year”

President Trump Named “Asshole of The Year”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine has just named their annual “Asshole of The Year,” and this year’s winner, by a landslide, is President Donald J. Trump. ASM writer Fitzwater Ribicoff, announced that the President received 47,…

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Funny story: Many Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent

Many Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind says that a recent Quinnipinni Poll shows that 73% of all Americans think that Fox News senior reporter Maria Bartiromo is working for the Kremlin. The Daily Wind has talked to several close friends…

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Funny story: President Trump Puts His 2 Cents In Regarding Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller

President Trump Puts His 2 Cents In Regarding Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The President spoke with his favorite television host, Maria Bartiromo, with Fox News, and told her that, as far as he is concerned, she is the prettiest and sexiest woman on television. He pointed out that he…

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