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Funny story: Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Breaking: Washington insiders report a dynamic new development in the affairs of Mr. Biden's health advisor, Anthony Fauci. Apparently, Dr. Fauci was considering time-off in Canada when border officials sequestered him at an EconoLodge motel for f…

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Funny story: A Fox News Insider Reports That Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro Can’t Stop Crying

A Fox News Insider Reports That Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro Can’t Stop Crying

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Fox News insider, who did not want her name disclosed (Laura Ingraham), informed Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle that Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro haven’t been able to stop sobbing ever since fellow Foxe…

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Funny story: Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…

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Funny story: President Trump Named “Asshole of The Year”

President Trump Named “Asshole of The Year”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine has just named their annual “Asshole of The Year,” and this year’s winner, by a landslide, is President Donald J. Trump. ASM writer Fitzwater Ribicoff, announced that the President received 47,…

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Funny story: Many Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent

Many Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind says that a recent Quinnipinni Poll shows that 73% of all Americans think that Fox News senior reporter Maria Bartiromo is working for the Kremlin. The Daily Wind has talked to several close friends…

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Funny story: President Trump Puts His 2 Cents In Regarding Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller

President Trump Puts His 2 Cents In Regarding Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The President spoke with his favorite television host, Maria Bartiromo, with Fox News, and told her that, as far as he is concerned, she is the prettiest and sexiest woman on television. He pointed out that he…

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby

Ann Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Republican pundit and woman who looks like she’s on stilts, Ann Coulter, appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show. Ann, who some have referred to as a human tongue depressor with hair, said she’s glad Donald Trump lost.

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Funny story: Maria Bartiromo Has Just Become The Most Hated Woman In America

Maria Bartiromo Has Just Become The Most Hated Woman In America

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many U.S. news agencies are reporting that Fox News host, Maria Bartiromo, has just become the most hated woman in America. Bartiromo, who is 53, but looks 83, interviewed President Trump, and, after she finished, s…

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Funny story: Trump is Thrilled That Millions of His Base Are Abandoning Fox News and Going Over To Newsmax

Trump is Thrilled That Millions of His Base Are Abandoning Fox News and Going Over To Newsmax

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s no secret to anyone who watches television that President Trump has divorced Fox News. The two used to be passionate bedmates until Fox stopped giving Trump the hot-and-heavy lascivious love he needed and de…

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Funny story: President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

President “One Term” Trump Vows To Fire All 9 Supreme Court Judges

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no doubt whatsoever that President Trump lost the popular vote, the Electoral College vote, and even the women who don’t mind him grabbing them by their you-know-what vote. But, like they say in the Show…

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Funny story: President Trump Hates Fox News and Vows To Destroy It With His Own News Network

President Trump Hates Fox News and Vows To Destroy It With His Own News Network

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The President held another of his post-election campaign rallies. This one was in the Keystone state town of Quaker Oats. The town, founded in 1616, is noted for growing the tastiest oats in the world. I…

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Funny story: The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Boston Addresser Chronicle has reported that the entire Fox News building may have to be demolished due to a horrendous Coronavirus infestation. A Fox News insider said that some of the top employees including B…

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Funny story: Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…

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Funny story: The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…

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Funny story: The President Leaves Walter Reed Hospital Against Doctor’s Orders Showing He Doesn’t Give a Damn About Anybody But Himself

The President Leaves Walter Reed Hospital Against Doctor’s Orders Showing He Doesn’t Give a Damn About Anybody But Himself

BETHESDA, Maryland - (Satire News) – President Trump once said that he knows more about war than the generals do. Well, now he has said that he knows more about the Coronavirus than the doctors do. POTUS told Fox News, that he feels like he did…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…

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