NEW YORK CITY – Donald Trump Jr. has pointed out that radio personality, Howard Stern, had once dressed as famous black trumpet player, Louis Armstrong, during Halloween, 27 years ago.
The "Shock Jock" pointed out that Donnie Jr. had once dressed up as Raquel Welch when he was a Boy Scout, and it wasn’t even Halloween - it was in March.
Howard then added that Junior has the face of a six-year-old boy, and the brains of a female fetus.
Daddy Trump then jumped into the fray, saying that Stern once lied about having an extra pair of balls.
The radio host remarked that they came in very handy when he was boinking the president’s lascivious girlfriend, Stormy Daniels.
The President then tweeted that Stormy had told him that he (POTUS) was better in bed than the entire Los Angeles Lakers team.
Stormy would later write in her tell-all book that she was actually talking about a Los Angeles Lakers peanut vendor.