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Funny story: Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players

Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players

MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends. The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie

Howard Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - For many years now, Howard Stern has made it abundantly clear that he has a huge, gigantic crush on Trump’s oldest daughter, Ivanka. He recently told TMZ that, if he had the chance, he would be all over the tall, l…

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Funny story: Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…

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Funny story: The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

The Howard Stern Vs Donald Trump & Donald Trump, Jr., Feud is Getting Hotter!

NEW YORK CITY – Donald Trump Jr. has pointed out that radio personality, Howard Stern, had once dressed as famous black trumpet player, Louis Armstrong, during Halloween, 27 years ago. The "Shock Jock" pointed out that Donnie Jr. had once dressed...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Has Reportedly Said That President Trump Should Bite The Bullet and Resign For the Good of The Country

Howard Stern Has Reportedly Said That President Trump Should Bite The Bullet and Resign For the Good of The Country

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern, the “Shock Jock” who has never been shy about stating his beliefs, has told the Baltimore Implier-Journal newspaper that President “Agent Orange” needs to stop acting like a spoiled diva and resign for the good of the na...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients. The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.

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Funny story: President Trump Throws His Ex-Attorney General Jeff Sessions Under The Bus (Again)

President Trump Throws His Ex-Attorney General Jeff Sessions Under The Bus (Again)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -President Trump has always said that he is the most loyal person in the world. Radio shock jock, Howard Stern, stated that two ex-wives and a present wife would probably disagree with him quicker than the time it takes a gnat to...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says That Ivanka Trump Has The Sexiest Legs He Has Ever Seen – POTUS Totally Agrees

Howard Stern Says That Ivanka Trump Has The Sexiest Legs He Has Ever Seen – POTUS Totally Agrees

NEW YORK CITY – It is no secret that, these days, there is no love lost between the shock jock and the Electoral College president. Howard Stern has said that “Cheeto Lips” has got to be the absolute worst president of all of the world leaders.

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Funny story: Howard Stern Tells Donald Trump He Needs To Resign and Pretty Damn Soon

Howard Stern Tells Donald Trump He Needs To Resign and Pretty Damn Soon

NEW YORK CITY – There was a time, not too long ago, when radio personality, Howard Stern, and President Trump were as close as scrotum balls. But then the wind shifted, and they had a flagrant falling out. And now, shock jock Stern says that it...

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Funny story: Amazon’s Alexa is Now Openly Chatting With People Who are in Self-Isolation

Amazon’s Alexa is Now Openly Chatting With People Who are in Self-Isolation

NEW YORK CITY – Alexa, Amazon’s personal virtual assistant, who came into being in 2014, has become tremendously popular, and has now been asked to step it up a notch. Alexa, who has been called everything from a voice interaction goddess to an in...

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Funny story: Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Trump Tower, NY Trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his Cabinet. "Many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Well, I was secretly trying a...

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Funny story: Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

First Trump came for the Mexicans, calling them rapists, but in White Republican Households in the suburbs there are very few Mexicans. Then he came after African Americans but there are almost none in the households in question. Then he came after...

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Funny story: Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Like on most issues, Donald Trump seems to be confused about his views on the LGBT community. He indicates that he is opposed to same sex marriage, and in connection with Arianna Huffington's divorce from her bi-sexual husband he made snide remarks...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

New York- A former Port Authority official at the center of the George Washington Bridgegate scandal today called Gov. Chris Christie's a liar. "He knew about the closure of entrance ramps to the bridge which caused massive traffic jams." "Hell,...

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Funny story: Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...

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