NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's two oldest sons Eric "Goofy" Trump and Don "Dopey" Trump Jr. are worried that their father could end up simply walking off into the Atlantic Ocean at Mar-a-Lago. According to Don Jr's, semi-loose girlfriend,…
Now really! Is it like another Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Dancing Lessons, or Trump Burial Ground? People living near the Ohio chemical train wreck are reluctant to drink water from their faucets. So, like throwing rolls of paper towels…
A man was recently spotted at the top of the Trump Tower in New York City. He was pretty high up so no one could see who he was or what he was going to do. But it was New York, so they chanted (with apologies to Van Halen) “Jump! Jump! Might as well…
Big game Hunter and all-around A-hole - Donald Trump Jr. recently called Ukraine President Zelensky an 'ungrateful Welfare Queen' - on Zitter (home of the Zitheads). (Head Zit right now being some half-crazy foreign guy). How can Trump Jr. call…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Shock waves are resonating in the world of the GOP, as reports that one of the Trumpturd’s sons, Donald Jr., (aka Dopey) has been found to be a dues-paying member of the KKK. Donnie Jr., who uses the KKK alias “M…
Donald Trump Jr. had ample free time and was not shooting and killing any elephants or giraffes in Africa. Yes, he was available and could quickly identify all of his father's documents in one fast snap. Like boom! "Done!" said Judge Aileen Cannon…
Strange how, after Mar-A-Lago got raided by the feds, on TV one did not see Donald Trump Junior, but Eric Trump. Why Eric? A man who doesn’t seem to have much exposure on television or anywhere else – maybe ‘cuz daddy keeps him in the basement of Mar…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Close friends and relatives of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump are saying that the "Toddler Fingers" has finally imploded. DJT was recently overheard telling his landscaper that he really and truly believes that…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Now that Trump has thrown his once favorite French kisser, Ivanka out of his will, friends say that he has gotten closer to his two spoiled brat sons, Don, Jr., (aka Sniffy) and Eric (aka Goofy). The two specimens a…
TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - The two older Trump brothers, Sniffy and Goofy (Donald Jr. and Eric) were recently caught at the famed Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana with semi-automatic telescopic assault rifles. The chipshits off th…
Apparently not willing to abandon his Lobster Bisque, former Donald Trump attorney and the former mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani was seen and videotaped shaving his face using a battery-operated shaver while eating his Bisque in the Delta d…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Like Bob Dylan sang many decades ago, ‘the times they are a-changing.’ And the fast food industry can certainly attest to that as McDonalds has just followed Wendy’s lead, and they have announced that they will be opening…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…
At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.
Don Jr's ex Vanessa Trump, says he wet the bed every night, often multiple times. "It was awful!" she said of the experience. Asked how long it's been going on, Vanessa said she can't remember a "dry night" with Donald Trump Jr. "He likes to cu…
Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…
At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…
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