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Funny story: Yuk! Giuliani Shaving While Eating Lobster Bisque At JFK’s Delta Lounge

Yuk! Giuliani Shaving While Eating Lobster Bisque At JFK’s Delta Lounge

Apparently not willing to abandon his Lobster Bisque, former Donald Trump attorney and the former mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani was seen and videotaped shaving his face using a battery-operated shaver while eating his Bisque in the Delta d…

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Funny story: McDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”

McDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Like Bob Dylan sang many decades ago, ‘the times they are a-changing.’ And the fast food industry can certainly attest to that as McDonalds has just followed Wendy’s lead, and they have announced that they will be opening…

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Funny story: Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…

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Funny story: Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.

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Funny story: Don Jr's Ex says he's a hopeless bedwetter

Don Jr's Ex says he's a hopeless bedwetter

Don Jr's ex Vanessa Trump, says he wet the bed every night, often multiple times. "It was awful!" she said of the experience. Asked how long it's been going on, Vanessa said she can't remember a "dry night" with Donald Trump Jr. "He likes to cu…

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Funny story: Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…

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Funny story: Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…

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Funny story: Don Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance

Don Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance

Rumor mills are abuzz today as reports say the sons of the former president Trump and Andrew Giuliani, son of the embattled ex-mayor of New York have had discussions about joining forces to form a high-powered crime fighting syndicate. Asked to c…

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Funny story: Trump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him

Trump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him

A source close to Eric Trump claims the youngster told him his father "talks about Putin all the time” and apparently he’s contemplated a scenario in which they’d (Trump and Putin) be at odds. One night over dinner with his sons at Mar-a-Lago, Tr…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab

Ivanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab

PISCATAWAY, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors has stated that the President’s favorite child, Ivanka, has been forced into rehab. Ivanka's husband, the sissified, Jared Kushner, told iRumors that he had to forcibly carry the 6-foot-tall, middle…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?

Donald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has put out that with Donnie Jr. now infected with his dad’s COVID-19 virus, he now makes the number of White House residents, staffers, and ass-kissers who have contacted the dreaded disease at 83,…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter. He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned th…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Says That Her Boyfriend Donald Jr. is So Depressed She’s Afraid He May Do Some Hard-Core Drugs

Kimberly Guilfoyle Says That Her Boyfriend Donald Jr. is So Depressed She’s Afraid He May Do Some Hard-Core Drugs

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, the piece of ass, who broke up Donald Trump Jr’s., marriage, was in the Big Apple getting her hair done, her nails manicured and pedicured, and her hooha Brazilian waxed. She was asked by a repor…

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Funny story: “1,000 Deaths A Day Is Almost Nothing.”

“1,000 Deaths A Day Is Almost Nothing.”

Looking for love from Daddy, Donald Trump Jr. announced that 1,000 deaths a day are almost like nothing. This from a pro-lifer? Does he even know what he’s saying? Words seem to be spewing out of his mouth like water from a fire hose. What is he…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride

Donald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - After several late night comedians suggested that Donald Trump Jr., delivered his convention speech while high on Peruvian Marching Dust, he angrily remarked that it was not cocaine, it was just good old-fashioned T…

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