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Funny story: FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is quite upset that FBI agents presented him with a search warrant and waltzed right into the White House. Trump demanded that they leave immediately. The agents were not impressed in the least, and they told...

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Funny story: UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

UNMASKED: Biden Phone Calls To Cannabis Store Revealed

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive to the BILLINGSGATE POST, it was revealed today that the CIA, FBI, NSA, The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the Defense Intelligence Agency, all had been monitoring Joe Biden’s phone calls from the base...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

President Trump Has Been Forced to Wear a Protective Medical Mask

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...

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Funny story: The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

The FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has been sent a registered letter informing him that he has to get tested for the Coronavirus as soon as possible. The FBI, The CIA, and even The Ku Klux Klan are demanding that the Trumpster get checked out.

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Funny story: US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV

US Politics - "The Masked Democrat" on TV

WASHINGTON DC - On a Tuesday morning, Iowa Democratic Party Chair, Troy Price, released a statement saying, "Our plan is to release results as soon as possible.... Our ultimate goal is to ensure that the integrity and accuracy of the presidential can...

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Funny story: Sweden drops case against Assange; Arbuthnot replaced with new lot

Sweden drops case against Assange; Arbuthnot replaced with new lot

Recent news on the Assange case indicates that Judge Emma Arbuthnot has recused herself as Mr. Assange’s prosecutor on the grounds of conflict of interest. Just a few days back, Sweden dropped its rape case charges against Assange for the third ti...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: CIA Secretly Bugged Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hair Piece

CIA Secretly Bugged Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hair Piece

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 6:00 AM in Washington. Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The hidden camera that the CIA secretly embedded in his hair swirls w...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

Joe Biden Replaced with Shape-Shifting Space Reptile?

NEW YORK - Viewers noticed a "Strange Red Eye" as Joe Biden appeared at CNN Town Hall on "Climate Crisis" for Democrat Presidential Candidates. Lately, the former Vice President under the Barack Obama White House has had difficulty remembering places...

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Funny story: "Fish Zapping" Assisted by CIA Covert Operations

"Fish Zapping" Assisted by CIA Covert Operations

GRAND RIVERS, KENTUCKY - Television has chronicled the challenge of fishing for Bluefin Tuna in the North Atlantic. Outdoor sportsmen skillfully use Fly-Fishing to catch Rainbow Trout in mountain streams. However, this level of entertainment is not s...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire. The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including f...

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Funny story: Could Cthulhu Be Donald Trump's Real Name?

Could Cthulhu Be Donald Trump's Real Name?

DUNWICH Massachusetts - The Democrats of the US Congress began their efforts to Impeach Donald J. Trump on November 8, 2016. However, "investigations" to determine his motivations, his base of power, and his true origins began many, many months earli...

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Funny story: Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...

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Funny story: Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performan...

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Funny story: Talking Dog For Sale: Make Offer

Talking Dog For Sale: Make Offer

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle was driving around Washington and he sees a sign in front of a house in the suburbs. “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. Slim goes into the b...

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Funny story: Dead Duck Gate heating up as witness ducks found near the bench in Salisbury Park

Dead Duck Gate heating up as witness ducks found near the bench in Salisbury Park

Straight from British Intelligence sources, we now know there are (at least) two ducks willing to testify on what happened in March 2018 near a certain park bench. Boys were playing, and a couple (a father and daughter named Skripal) offered them...

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Funny story: CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

CNN to Become "Premiere Propaganda Source" of America

NEW YORK - CNN is rebranding itself to reverse its ratings decline. In 2018, the "news network" experienced a 41% loss on its Primetime Viewership numbers. The label "Fake News" has stuck to CNN after President Trump repeatedly criticized their "jour...

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