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US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

Funny story: US reported mulling application of Khashoggi case to Assange

Mr. Trump, concerned over an arms sales deal with Saudi Arabia worth $110billion, is being cautious over the Jamal Khashoggi case. An investigation with teeth in it could interrupt his friendship with the Saudis and affect arms deals down the road...

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CIA Plotting Overthrow of Trump?

Anonymous and usually unreliable sources in the intelligence community, who are on rare occasion somewhat right, have told The Spoof that high ranking officials in the Central Intelligence Agency have a contingency plan to replace President Donald J.

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CIA Director John Brennan Authorized Use Of Notorious Montana Pole

Funny story: CIA Director John Brennan Authorized Use Of Notorious Montana Pole

BILLINGSGATE POST: The vastness of the rolling prairies and majestic mountains that stretch across Montana are miracles of Nature that have inspired the imagination of generations of cowboys and sheepherders who spent countless lonely nights under t...

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Nutters Beach Club presents FRED! No not that Brazilian wannabe, the real thing, Mr.Astaire! It's total MADNESS!

Funny story: Nutters Beach Club presents FRED! No not that Brazilian wannabe, the real thing, Mr.Astaire! It's total MADNESS!

Dag negen/dia neuve, and our Monday morning hangover after a totally nutty weekend is proof that The Nutters Beach Club is the greatest insane club on the planet, not Trump's, now where's my hangover cure?? Last nights entertainment ended with a fucking BIG BANG! No it wasn't a Guatemalan volcano erupting either! We were infiltrated by the FBI! Yes, one of Edger Hoover's men attempted to create...

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Gina Haspel to Senators: How about I roast your nuts with hundreds of thousands of volts?

In a closed Senate hearing Wednesday morning, President Trump’s pick to head the CIA, Gina Haspel, made abundantly clear what failure to confirm her nomination would mean. The grandmotherly figure who at the outset of the hearing presented committee...

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Shocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout

Funny story: Shocking Estimate of 2018 Voter Turnout

Friday, the C.I.A. released a preliminary report outlining the anticipated voter turnout in the 2018 US mid-term elections and the impact of Russian interference. CIA Director Mike Pompeo told this reporter, “All indications reflect the Russian tu...

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Swedish prosecutor's office sends Valerie Thighborg to conduct Assange to new hiding place

Funny story: Swedish prosecutor's office sends Valerie Thighborg to conduct Assange to new hiding place

With cancellation of the arrest warrant for Julian Assange by Swedish prosecutors, a new turn in the case is currently developing. This means the rape charge held for the past seven years has turned out as nothing but leverage for a political caus...

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US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...

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Trump Has Bromance With Putin

Funny story: Trump Has Bromance With Putin

NEW YORK TIMES by Strom Thurmond Russia carried out a comprehensive cyber campaign to upset the U.S. presidential election, an effort that was ordered by Russian President Vladimir Putin who "aspired to help" elect Donald Trump by discreditin...

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Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

Funny story: Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

SAINT LOUIS POST DISPATCH AP -- Senior officials in the Russian government celebrated Donald Trump's victory over Hillary Clinton as a geopolitical win for Moscow, according to U.S. officials who said that American intelligence agencies interce...

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Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

Funny story: Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

President Obama struck back at Russia yesterday for its efforts to influence the 2016 election, ejecting 35 KGB Russian intelligence operatives from the United States and imposing sanctions on Russia's two leading intelligence services. In respons...

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Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...

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CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

Funny story: CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

How the political weather changes: Weeks ago Republicans were all abuzz over talk of impeaching Hillary Clinton when she takes office. Now with the CIA and FBI revelations that the Trump campaign was in on the pre-election Russian hacks of the DNC, t...

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Trump Is Putin's Lackey

Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Lackey

Again, the medium Maude Smithie of Los Angeles claims to have channeled the voice of the 20th century cynic and satirist H.L. Menken. I present what he allegedly said because, at least to this reporter, it seems plausible. Says Menken: "In his...

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Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

Funny story: Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

An extraordinary breach has opened up between the national security establishment and President-Elect Donald Trump. American intelligence, led by the CIA, has concluded that Russian intelligence, operating under orders from Vladimir Putin, attempted...

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Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...

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Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

Funny story: Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

After his attorneys advised him to avoid all contact with real human beings with feelings, conscience and morals, Roger Ailes replaced a few of Donald Trump's campaign staff with sexbots. The move has raised red flags as the sexbots are seen as a...

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After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

Funny story: After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

After the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails has been exhausted, the same investigative team will turn their attention to who in government, (during the Bush administration) gave the green light to make public the name of CIA undercover agen...

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Breaking news…

Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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